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latest comics from people evil_d is following

by Porternotes
5-27-20
You don't need to leave at all....
I'll just go in the other room. You can do your... thing.
Maybe you'd like to participate?
Oh hell no. I'm good. Just clean up the mess when you're done.
I always do. You probably had no idea how much I masturbated before we'd been in lockdown together.
The stiff socks in the bottom of the hamper told the tale.

by Porternotes
5-27-20
So, what have you got planned this week? You need to go to the store? Or gas station?
Hadn't planned to go anywhere? Why?
I just think you should leave the house for, oh I don't know... Fifteen minutes?
I want to masturbate.
So, I have to leave the entire house?

by Porternotes
5-27-20
Well, I guess it's time to go back to work.
You sure you can handle it?
I don't really want to do it anymore, but what choice do I have?
You've got this. You're the provider!
I'm starting to hyperventilate.
I can show you the Amazon bill if you need inspiration.

by kaufman
5-27-20
Doctor, did I see you treating Mary Poppins this morning?
Yes, that was her. In the flesh!
You're kidding. What was wrong with her?
All sorts of things. Abdominal pain, shortness of breath, dryness, nausea, sliding up banisters, continually needing to pee, ...
Were you able to diagnose her?
Yes. It's supercalifragilisticketoacidosis!

Why are you buying all the toilet paper?
Jake's gonna force me to stay in my house.
Why are you wearing a face mask in the office?
I heard Jake was contagious.
Why are all the old people dying?
Jake killed them.

Hey Rags, we are having spaghetti tonight and ironically enough we have no Ragu for you.
It can't be my turn to go to the store. Besides, we have no face masks and Deb won't make any.
Trump said you could use anything to cover your mouth.
I'll see what I can find.
You think these bed sheets will work?
Oh the guys at Kroger are gonna have a heyday with this!

Hey! You're a ninja!
No. I'm not a ninja.
You're wearing a face mask indoors. You must be a store employee!
Nope. I don't work here.
You're wearing a face mask indoors. You're not a ninja or a store employee, so that means you must be...
A Biden supporter.

by kaufman
5-19-20
We are the essential workers risking our health to keep you alive during this COVID-19 outbreak.
We are the hospital workers, grocery store workers, drivers, restaurant workers, public safety officers, everyone needed to keep society working.
Unfortunately, there just isn't enough PPE to protect us. They can't give us a bunch of N-95 masks.
It really sucks, doesn't it? We do this critical work, and there is no equipment to keep us safe.
So instead, we've been wearing these masks, and it turns out they're even more effective.
Because who in their right mind would want to get within six feet of any of us?

by ComedyGeek
5-15-20
How the world seems to me
I'm going to destroy you no matter what it takes, Corporate Satan!
Really? Even if you have to.....
DO SOME MATH?
Well um... I've never really.. been um... good with numbers...
And this is why I will rule the world FOREVER!

Ah, Jerry. You will be missed.
You filled your roles on Seinfeld and King of Queens with so much life. In fact, looking at you now,
I don't think you've ever been stiller.

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