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by biped
4-27-17
Hi! I'm Charlie Chog!
Huh? What it mean, uhh, what you say, this, err, ehh, "Charlie Chog"?
It means SHUT UP!!!

by biped
2-28-16
I lost my virginity during this song. It was at summer camp...Camp Wakkawakka...
I thought your first time was with me after the big Homecoming dance.
Oh, well...that was the first official time. Cousin Harold doesn't really count.
Your Cousin Harold just made my Time- Machine Baby Hit List.

by biped
2-28-16
Ed...would you... could you...REALLY kill Baby Hitler if you had the chance?
Are you kidding?
I'd kill ****ing Baby Adam Sandler if I had the chance.

by biped
2-26-16
Ed, listen--it's "our song"! (sigh) Oh, it's so true what they say... music is the best "time machine."
Uh-huh. Except for one thing...
With music, you can't go back in time and kill Baby Hitler.

by biped
10-02-15
What if the Titanic had only had cows instead of people?
"COWS AND CALVES FIRST!!! NO BULLS!!! COWS AND CALVES FIRST!!!"
JACK!!!
ROSE!!!
Wasn't I a "dish"?
Just try to remember, Rose.

by biped
10-02-15
I love to wear loafers.
I love to EAT loafers.
Well then, I'll make you a deal. I'll wear them till they're worn out, and then give them to you.
F*** YOU! I don't want OLD loafers with your STINKFOOT in them!
THEN GET A JOB!!!
NO!!!

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LET GO, ROSE!!!
GAAAAA!!!
by biped, 9-03-15

by biped
10-04-14
No, YOU shut up.

by biped
9-13-13
MOO!
I'd like to report a... well... a possible cow.

by biped
5-10-13
Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight?
No, sweetie.
Why not?
Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it.
Why, you f**kin' a**hole.

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