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by biped
I've decided to try this new thing. It's called "Stripcreator."
"Stripcreator"? What do you do with it?
You create your own strips.
Create your own strips? Strips of what? Bacon?

by Ranger77
So as you can see, the Ranger's World Global Call Center provides a vital service.
EXACTLY, to our core audience...those who we respect and serve!
Yeah, we're ****ing with you. Anyone who calls us are *****es.
Nope. I beg to differ! Whiny little FUCKING *****es. Let's be clear on this.
Ah. Well. I'm...uh...
They have a YouTube channel. One million followers. Merch. Legit...

by Ranger77
You just have to meet Stan! Hey's it going!
What is that supposed to mean? I don't like your tone. Sounds judgmental and I may need time in my safe space to recover.
Stan is our subject matter expert in Extreme Leftist culture. He comes in handy when we get callers who claim we are insensitive!
Balyji has a picture of his "pet" dog on his cubicle wall. That offends me. And what the I smell BACON? This is a meat free zone!!
Having someone trained in SJW studies and outrage culture is critical to our mission and our success!
You know how many animals died for that BLT *******?!?

by Ranger77
The Ranger's World Global Call Center is staffed by highly trained professionals! Let's meet some! Hi Sam! How's it going!
Beta cucks!
Sam is our Alt-Right Specialist. We bring him in when we get callers who accuse the strip of being too liberal.
Fucking buttholes wanted to play Fallout 76 on break. What the FUCK. CoD 4. Red Dead. Hel-lo? Fortnite ***s can suck my **** too. Gay ass ***** *****es.
Sam received his 4chan certification a few months ago. He's never been laid! We are so proud of him!
Fuck...I need to change the badass obscure anime pic on my Twitter profile before I post about THIS bull****!

by Ranger77
Howdy! Glad you could stop by!
We here at the Ranger's World Global Call Center are dedicated to responsible, friendly customer service!
Everyday we field thousands of calls: complaints, comments and questions!
That's right and working with the general public is exactly how you think it would be!
It sucks balls!
I'm so jacked on Molly I haven't blinked in three weeks!

by HCRoyall
Greetings, Earthling! I have come from the pla-
Get me the **** outta here before the Russians make it worse, dude! I don't care how many anal probes you have to do!
What is a "Russian?"
They're these awful people who suppress free speech, oppose democracy, and sabotage governments who speak against them! And that's when they aren't being violent!
So this destruction was caused by these Russians?!
What? Naw, man, this is just Detroit.

by HCRoyall
Since the last time I posted here, I've had a new daughter born, had a short story published in an anthology, and seen the release of my own novel.
I also went back to working nights, which has left me time to binge watch series I've had on my list for ages, like Star Trek: Enterprise.
It's been a long road, getting from there to here.

by Ranger77
We're not doing an apology are we?
That would be a great guess.
Seriously...We have a call center?

by Ranger77
Giuliani's peeps have been flooding our call center in India about how we portrayed him here.
We have a call center??
Yes, apparently. A lot of the Trump faithful are expecting an apology. We apparently are not being "fair.'
Ah. Ok.
We have a call center?

by Ranger77
Ok listen up folks. I am not AMUSED by the way I've been portrayed here. I'm not an old crazy man that talks nonsense.
I am a famous and respected lawyer representing the finest leader we've ever had. I AM NOT A CLOWN!
You are wearing a clown suit and you were talking nonsense.
That is an alternative truth. What is a clown anyway? Who says what is nonsense? Where is my wubbie?!
Fuck. Giuliani.

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