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by mandingo
5-19-13
my life is an open book
where's Chapter 4?
there is no Chapter 4
but it says in the table of contents: "Chapter 4: The Priest seems Nice" but the whole chapter is torn out and burned
how could you possibly tell it was burned
Chapter 5's called "Burning Chapter 4"

by biped
5-10-13
Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight?
No, sweetie.
Why not?
Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it.
Why, you ****ing *******.

by HCRoyall
4-19-13
Grandad left his life savings of four pounds of feed, eighteen ounces of dirt, thirteen pounds of manure, and four eggs to my cousins Artie, Shannon, Matilda, Kasey Jane, Rhiannon,
and Joaquin, to be divided evenly. Never once mentioned all the time I spent visiting him when they wouldn't, or how I was always the one to comfort him in the bad times. But he did leave me
The birth of the talking turkey ruined Thanksgiving forever...
the title to his old '54 Packard. Let me tell you; I fixed that old car up and had many an adventure. Driving down the road, free as a bird, so to speak...

Some rocket scientist returned our meds.
I hate it when wild rocket scientists appear in my workplace.
by attitudechicka, 4-13-13

Continue watching?
Yes, I still see you. Geez, Netflix, quit being so insecure.
by attitudechicka, 4-13-13

by andydougan
4-01-13
They're making more and more cutlery in Pakistan.
WHO GIVES A ****?
I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
Some of it may even approach usability.
****ING SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mandingo
3-22-13
wedding's off
but i'm having your stepson!
yeah but what's that phrase where you felt one way but now you feel another?
"change of heart?"
"sobered up"

by mandingo
3-12-13
dad, why were you such a **** in the old testament?
that was a weird time for me. the band had just split up and your mother and i were barely talking. plus i was your age which means i'd just entered pon farr
what's pon...
RAAAAARR!!!! FIGHT ME, KIRK!!!!

Space was tight when throwing parties at the school for the special needs kids, but Melvin's decision to do "bobbing for apples" in the restroom would soon backfire.
Yay! Chocolate apples!
by HCRoyall, 3-06-13

by HCRoyall
3-06-13
I don't know what you're talking about. I've always collected expired Hostess Fruit Pies.
Any sexual gratification I get from shoving them up a camel's ass is my business anyway.
So, your answer to my question as to whether you had accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior, I assume, is "No."

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