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| but it says in the table of contents: "Chapter 4: The Priest seems Nice" but the whole chapter is torn out and burned | |
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| how could you possibly tell it was burned | |
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| Chapter 5's called "Burning Chapter 4" | |
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| Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight? | |
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| Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it. | |
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| Why, you ****ing *******. | |
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| Grandad left his life savings of four pounds of feed, eighteen ounces of dirt, thirteen pounds of manure, and four eggs to my cousins Artie, Shannon, Matilda, Kasey Jane, Rhiannon, | |
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| and Joaquin, to be divided evenly. Never once mentioned all the time I spent visiting him when they wouldn't, or how I was always the one to comfort him in the bad times. But he did leave me | |
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The birth of the talking turkey ruined Thanksgiving forever...
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| the title to his old '54 Packard. Let me tell you; I fixed that old car up and had many an adventure. Driving down the road, free as a bird, so to speak... | |
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| Some rocket scientist returned our meds. | |
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| I hate it when wild rocket scientists appear in my workplace. | |
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| Yes, I still see you. Geez, Netflix, quit being so insecure. | |
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| They're making more and more cutlery in Pakistan. | |
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| I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. | |
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| Some of it may even approach usability. | |
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| ****ING SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| but i'm having your stepson! | |
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| yeah but what's that phrase where you felt one way but now you feel another? | |
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| dad, why were you such a **** in the old testament? | |
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| that was a weird time for me. the band had just split up and your mother and i were barely talking. plus i was your age which means i'd just entered pon farr | |
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| RAAAAARR!!!! FIGHT ME, KIRK!!!! | |
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Space was tight when throwing parties at the school for the special needs kids, but Melvin's decision to do "bobbing for apples" in the restroom would soon backfire.
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| I don't know what you're talking about. I've always collected expired Hostess Fruit Pies. | |
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| Any sexual gratification I get from shoving them up a camel's ass is my business anyway. | |
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| So, your answer to my question as to whether you had accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior, I assume, is "No." | |
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