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| christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing. | |
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| a characteristic i still possess low these many years later. | |
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| I try to make at least one comic per day on the "stripcreator.com" comic-making website. | |
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| Oh? And have you made one today? | |
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| I certainly have. In fact, you're in it right now! | |
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| Wait a minute...is this one of those ****ty "breaking the fourth wall" comics"? | |
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| THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! | |
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| yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus. | |
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| ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS! | |
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| knew that too. pretty much know everything. | |
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| NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE! | |
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| want to hear how you die? | |
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| ...so the bartender says, "Don't look at me--I'm not Ted Koppel!" | |
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| HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha hahahahaha ha, ha! | |
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| it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible? | |
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| it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy | |
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| i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve. | |
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| See the kind of **** you stir up when you act like an *******? You really are a ****ing *******, Billy. | |
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| I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so, so sorry. I'm super-sorry. I'm 100% ****, ****, and **** ****-a-doodle-doo sorry. | |
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| Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--ARE YOU FUCKING A CORPSE??? | |
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| NO, BILLY! It was already dug up when I got here, and...and I was trying to resuscitate it. WITH MY DICK!!! | |
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| Whew, what a dream! It sure is nice to furiously masturbate about NORMAL things again! Mom? MOM? | |
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| SSH! Quiet, Billy--I'm (a) timing muffins (b) watching a water buffalo **** a rhinoceros (c) thinking thought crimes. | |
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| Take a good look, Billy. This is what happens when you tamper with long-established background continuity. | |
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| You mean we live at the North Pole now? In SANTA'S HOUSE? But--there's no DOPE and PORN SHOPS! I mean, video game arcades. | |
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| Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--what the BENT FUCK?!? | |
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| DIOS MIO, Billy! I'm a matador now, and our nice practice field has turned into...into... a GRAVEYARD!!! | |
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| Whew! What a terrible dream! It sure is nice to be back in our good old NORMAL house again! Mom? MOM? | |
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| YES BILLY UNIT--IT IS "NICE" TO BE "NORMAL"--"HA" TO THE SECOND POWER [SKEEECH] | |
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| Son, I--wait a minute. This isn't your usual bedroom... | |
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| Dammit, Dad, I'm old enough to pick out my OWN bedroom background! | |
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| I just don't know what's gotten into Billy. He's--hey, what the **** happened to our kitchen? | |
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| It's that horrible ALTERNATE kitchen background that I hate! Oh Ed, our beloved house is REVOLTING against us! | |
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| Jeepers! Is this our new bathroom background? | |
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| Fuckin' Ay! There's even a condom machine! | |
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| Mom, how come whenever I stand in this doorway, it looks like I'm floating about a foot off the ground? | |
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| Err...ask your father, dear. | |
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| See? This one works just fine. | |
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| Son, you know your mother doesn't like this background. These ****ing yellow walls would drive us all nuts! Besides, it's always nighttime outside that door. | |
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| I hate these stupid backgrounds! And whose bedroom is this anyway--mine or yours? They're both just alike! | |
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| Yeah, and whenever you stand there, my ****in' TV disappears! | |
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| Well, I called in a favor to Russell Mulcahey to direct this thing. Has he shown up yet? | |
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| Yes, sir--he's dead. It appears he told this Nurse Bigguns to "shut up" and just lip-synch, so she skinned him alive and wore him like a Halloween costume. | |
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| ME AM THE DIRECTOR NOW SO EVERYBODY SING LA LA LA!!! EENIE MEENIE MOE!!! SING, OR ME KILL!!! | |
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| LA LA LA!!! QUACK QUACK QUACK!!! EENIE MEENIE MOE!!! (SOB!) | |
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| GUESS WHAT MOMMY ME KILLED AND ATE THIRTY PEOPLE TODAY SO ME NOT HUNGRY FOR SUPPER UNLESS WE AM HAVING HOT DOGS YUM YUM!!! | |
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| (sigh) I'll boil the wieners... | |
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