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by LesWaste
9-07-03
Yo dawg, who you?
Why Lil Bow Wow, I'm Mark Johnson, and I do believe you have my shoes
Ayo, I thought this shoes belongt' to Michael Jordan!
No Bow Wow! It wasn't the shoes that were magic!
Fo' sho sho?
Fo sho! The magic was inside you all along!

by LesWaste
5-09-03
Because they suck.
Why are we the default characters? Are we that popular?
Of course not.

by LesWaste
5-09-03
My **** has been bleeding for days and I can't get it to stop.
Have you tried wearing a diaper?
No.
:(

by LesWaste
5-09-03
FIVE DOLLA SUCKY SUCKY
I have a coupon
THIS COUPON IS FOR TWO-FOR-ONE PRICE ON RIMJOBS >:O
So get to work. I'm straight bling-blinging baby!
I couldn't think of an ending for this comic. Sorry.

by LesWaste
5-09-03

by LesWaste
5-06-03
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE: FUCK HEAD
Stealing people's mail ;)
Paula Abdul: DUH, I REALLY LIKED IT Black Guy: IT WAS DOPE AND FRESH Simon: IT SUCKED!! YOU NIGGER!!
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO: DIRTY SLUT WHO WOULD DO SIMON TO WIN
I don't wany, anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself.
Paul Abdul: DUH, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SINGING! Black guy: I FEELING IT, TIGHT! Simon: FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GOD AWFUL!! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE PARKING LOT!
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE: THE FAT BLACK GUY
It drops deep, like it does in my breath, I don't sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Paula Abdul: DUH, I DON'T GET IT :) Black Guy: I HAVE A BIG PENIS YA'LL Simon: THAT WAS BRILLIANT!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR!! I MUST DRAW YOU!!

by LesWaste
5-05-03
Knock Knock
Whose there?
interrupting cow.
interrupting cow wh--
MOOOOOO!
Fuck you, ****.

by LesWaste
2-22-03
I HATE YOU MOM CAUSE WE LIVE IN A TRAILER AND ALL YOU DO IS DRUGS I WANNA BE A FAMOUS RAPPER
DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS PILLS ;)
HEY YOU ARE A GOOD RAPPER AND CUTE TOO ;) MAYBE WE SHOULD DO THE HORIZONTAL HO DOWN? ;)
OK BUT I'M SERIOUS ABOUT MY RAPPING SOMEDAY I'M GOING TO BE BIG AND FAMOUS AND HAVE A BIG FEUD WITH THE GUY FROM LIMP BIZKIT
At the rapping contest. . .
RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING RAPPING
BOO YOU SUCK

by LesWaste
2-09-03
DON'T READ THIS COMIC IT IS THE WORST EVER >:-(
I hope my blind date gets here soon ;-)
Hello you must be my date my name is Kangaroo Jane I used to be a man LOL
OK BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU >:-O
No I'm not your date, I'm here with someone else, um, its that girl over there by the end of the bar is my date :-D
Oh I'm sorry I hope I haven't been stood up again :-(
WELL OK BUT DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED CAUSE YOU WERE ;-(
Whew that was a close one I just hope the fat chick by the bar didn't hear me no date is better than a chubby one ;-)
Hi I'm the fat chick can I suck the **** out of your ass with a straw?

by LesWaste
2-09-03
Start of movie
Hello my name is Bruce Willis what the hell is wrong with you?
I see dead people :(
Middle of movie
Don't be sad just do what they want and maybe they won't eat you?
That sounds like a good idea I'm such a good child actor I think I'll do a movie with Kevin Spacey
Teh end. . . or is it?
Holy crap I'm really a ghost and you're the only person who can see me
Who would have thunk it?

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