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by ffahog
11-08-07
DTM traps Dave into a corner and ropes him into a political discussion
Men with guns, Dave! MEN WITH GUNS!!
Oh dear Lord. . .
Eric and Kyle predict the future
So how are things with the woman, DudeMan?
It's over any day now. This relationship is just going nowhere, and I can't see us married within 5 years. Besides, by then I'll be head of admissions at Calvin. Rock & roll!
John-Harmen attempts a heart-to-heart
I don't think you're listening to me. I said: I think that I'm attracted to men.
Seriously, 42 cans for 8 dollars! And I actually PREFER the taste of PBR to most other beers!

 

by ffahog
11-09-07
John-Harmen searches far and wide for someone he can talk to. . .
So you think you can help me, Professor Van Smandersma?
Sounds like you need some help discerning your vocational call. There's a great co-op learning center I can send you to in the new-ubarnism town center.
Yo, man, Smandersma tells me you looking for a good time?
Oh. . .uhh. . .
I'm sorry to interrupt, Terry. Brian and Dave said you might be someone I could talk to. They say you're a great landlord.
Aw, shucks, little ol' me? Well, alright: tell me all about it, sugar. . . . *Mmmhhmm*

 

by ffahog
11-09-07
The search for help continues. . .
So you think you can help me, Professor Van Smandersma?
Sounds like you need to discern your vocational call. There's a a man I know in the new-ubarnism town center who can help.
Yo, man, Smandersma tells me you looking for a good time?
Oh. . .uhh. . .
I'm sorry to interrupt, Terry. Brian and Dave said you might be someone I could talk to. They say you're a great landlord.
Aw, shucks, little ol' me? Well, alright: tell me all about it, sugar. . . . *Mmmhhmm*

 

by ffahog
11-19-07
The dreaded conversation
J-Ro, Nate says your rent check bounced, and that you're three months behind in payments. Wtf?
Temper justice with the ability to look beyond one's self and find that indifference will be your downfall.
...Also, I tried to use a potholder, but it looked like someone had slobbered chicken and stars on it, and...What th—is that Cheerios on the floor?
Uniform wisdom is the malfunction of the human spirit and triumph over barren logic.
Who knew that he was something of a philosopher?
OK, that's it. We've been meaning to tell you: Dan and I are moving in with Brian and Lohsene next year.
If you were confined to a box of limited understanding and no insight, would you find solutions.

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