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by choadwarrior
10-20-19
I haven't seen you in a while.
I'm kid-proofing the house.
I see.
I'm going to have a three year-old here for the weekend.
Really? Whose?
I haven't decided yet.

by choadwarrior
10-19-19
California has a new law that lets people eat their own road kill.
You know what that means, right?
We're having Homeless Dude tonight!

by choadwarrior
9-21-19
Jesus? Party of 13?
Right here. Hey, it’s been a long day and we are in a bit of a rush. Can you send over a bunch of bread and wine right away?
Sorry, sir, we missed our delivery and are out of both tonight.
Fuck me. Well, we’re all here, so I guess you’ll just have to improvise.
These chips are my body—munch of them. This beer is my blood—chug of it.

by kaufman
9-19-19
I usually love the food at this place, but it's bland and tasteless tonight.
I was just thinking that. Hang on wait a minute ...
... There. Have a taste now.
Ah. Much better. What did you do?
Sorry, my fault. I had my phone in Airplane Mode.

My hotel in Italy comped me a full body massage.
From a man or woman?
Short, round, hairy Italian dude.
How did you keep from getting a boner?
I closed my eyes and pictured a short, round, hairy Italian dude.

by DragonXero
8-27-19
So what are we having for dinner?
I made some stuffed mushrooms, homemade mac and che-
Oh my God! You know I hate mushrooms! Why would you do this to me??
Because I thought you might like to try them, and I tried to eat the carrots last night!
Why are you causing all this drama?? I'm going to my mother's! I won't be back in the morning!
She'll be back in the morning. Again

by DragonXero
8-27-19
Here's some stew.
Oh cool, the carrots are pretty big so I can pick through them, thank you!
I have been slaving all day! You don't like my soup!!
No, your soup is awesome, I just don't like cooked carrots. I told you this before.
You just hate my cooking!
Dear lord, haven't we done this before?

by crabby
8-17-19
Bro! I haven't seen you since the 8th grade luncheon back in 98! Holy **** how have you been?
Bro! It's been too long. I'm just hanging in there. Being a dad. Working. Living life. Nothing too exciting, how about you?
Just working. No kids. Wanna go grab some IPAs?
Sorry bro. Can't today. It's before noon and I'm just picking up some quinoa for my wife. More of a Coors Light kinda guy myself.
Coors Light? What are you some sort of Jonas Brother?
I am Kevin Jonas.

by kaufman
8-12-19
........ 1) Give them a good meal before
having your way with them.
2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

by crabby
8-07-19
Stay cool. You got this. Just stay cool. Cool and confident. You've got this.
I'm here for the job interview. My name is Stu Janson.
I'm sorry, but the position has been filled. You aren't good enough to work here. You're just a fraud. Give it up. You aren't qualified.
Don't you talk to me like that when I think your thoughts.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to go ahead and cancel the remainder of this interview. You're weird.

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