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by Ranger77
What the FUCK, dude!? Like. where were you guys??
Sorry brother. Holiday weekend. We had **** to do.
Wait a minute, you gave me all this **** about Constitutional rights, religious freedom and the pursuit of ***** and like, you just abandon me??
Look it's all about timing. Now wasn't good time. I had to get a haircut and hang out in my cottage in Northern Michigan. Holiday weekend, brother.
What about, like, the middle aged patriot chicks??
Chuck. My dude. These chicks don't move too fast. This weekend they're binge watching Real Housewives. Next weekend: flags, guns, and punnany. Trust me.

by Ranger77
Chuck got...confused.
You act like that's something that doesn't happen often.
Someone talked him into participating at a protest at the State Capitol today.
Umm...I didn't think there was a protest today.
He got his dates mixed up. He was the only one there with a Confederate flag, a water pistol, and a Karaoke machine.
"Is This Love" most likely. That and QAnon fan fiction are guaranteed to make a Susan moist. So they tell me.

by edoggydog

Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
My six-feet social-distancing electro-shock force-field really works!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Feel the burn, *****!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

Dammit, I can't get past the super-goblin!
A2 up, then B1 left, moron!
You're an ofice plant... What do you know?
Okay, A2 up, then B1 left and... Wait. WTF?? The screen went blue! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
That'll teach for listening to an office plant! MORON!!

by edoggydog
...and then I says to the *****, "Yeah, I am an ass! Hellooooooo??"
Anyhoo, I was watching a commercial and there was a black guy saying he owed the IRS a lot of money, but Optima Tax Relief® was able to fix his problem...
I don't believe it!
That Optima Tax Relief® can solve people's tax problems?
No, that a black guy could make enough money to have tax problems!

by edoggydog
If, you don't know who to vote for, you ain't black!
If, you weren't imprisoned in the 90's because of my crime bill for some bull**** crack possesion offense, you ain't black!
If, you don't play basketball, you ain't black!
If, you father children with only one woman and you stick around to help raise them, you ain't black!
If, you quietly watch a movie in a public theater, you ain't black!
If, you haven't had Optima Tax Relief® fix your IRS problems, you ain't black!

by Ranger77
I'm sorry dude...what?
I said y'all is going about this all wrong. FIGHT them *****es. Get yourself a gun, one of these here flags and protest at the STATE CAPITOL!
That's not, like, my thing.
Do you know how many horny, bored middle aged PATRIOTIC women show up to these things?
Like, "Susans!?!"
Hell yeah...and they love God, the Constitution, FREAKY sex and Fireball! Not necessarily in that order...

by Ranger77
Y'know that wasn't funny even back in 2007...
Your problem is that you-HOO have always thought the legal protections set up to protect the common man are subject to ridicule.
Have you read the last few comics in this arc?
"Mine is not to question why, mine is to do and LIE." That's copyrighted, by the way. You can use that quote and others for $10 a month. I take Paypal...

by Ranger77
And now....he wants to sue. Typical Ranger's World contrived plot bull****.
I mean seriously: Chuck thinks we are discriminating against him because he's been having sex and hanging out with random amateur foot fetish models on Only Fans during quarantine.
It's just social distancing. And, bro that **** is just weird. And who the hell would represent Chuck of all people in some shady, flimsy, meritless lawsuit....

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