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WE DID IT!!!
ANOTHER SFPD!!!!
You know we cheated, right Maura?
WHO CARES?? EAT MY DUST, STRIPPERS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, Tiki... Do you think we could pull one off while the others are snooz-
Don't even talk about it!
But, this is the prime time for another SFP-
DON'T!!!
What if we could do it like the Astros?
By CHEATING???

I looked left, then right, and the left again before crossing the road...
I swear it was clear, but I'm being accused of causing a twenty-three care pile up!
I know how it feels being blamed for I crime I didn't do!
Are you saying you DIDN'T murder Nicole and Ron?
No, I did that... I'm talking about the time Al Cowlings double-parking my Bronco in front of Spago's while I went inside to take a dump during the freeway chase!

In the beginning, there was darkness... Then, I said, "Let there be light..." Fast foward 5000 years, President Trump is in the middle of an impeachment trial!
"What are you doing, Jehova?"
Teahing the history of the world, Miss Needlenipples.
"But, you left out what happened in those 5000 in-between years."
I figured the students could simply Google that ****.

Pick the handle with the kibble morsel and I shall let you in, Cat!
And, if I don't pick the correct hand? What happens then?
I guarantee you won't pick the correct hand!
How's that possible?
Hint: neither hand is empty.
This exercise is more pointless than Trump's impeachment trial, if that's even possible!

Ah, the forest... Look at all these beautiful trees!
Perm.
Can you smell the fresh mountain air, Butch?
But.
Can you also feel the warm. moist soil under our bare feet? Butch?
You're standing in bear ****. Perm.

Oh, ****... Looks like we're going to crash!
Yeah. So?
SO, WE NEED TO GO BACK TO OUR SEATS AND GET IN CRASH POSITION!!!!
Go ahead... I'll join you when I'm done.
DONE DOING WHAT???
Done taking a **** if that ***** ever gets her fat ass out of the restroom!

You don't want to do this, MacGregor...
Nay, laddie... I must!
DON'T!!!!
♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♫
R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R ***CRASH***
That one was a Fiat 500 T-boned by a Vespa!
Only 26 points, dammit!

by edoggydog
1-25-20
♫ ♫ Ish the mosht wonderful time of the beer... ♫ ♫
*BUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
*fart*

People fart when they use the restroom.
Farts make noise.
FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!

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