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by evil_d
5-22-12
You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
TALK TO MERCHANTS
The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS
I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
FLIP TABLES

by evil_d
5-09-12
Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet!
Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double!
And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet!

by evil_d
5-08-12
Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals.
Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field.
So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love!
I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows?
Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks!

by kaufman, 4-12-12

by kaufman
3-21-12
*urp*

by kaufman
3-21-12

by kaufman
3-21-12
Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you?
Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you?
Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ...
FOUR-skin!

by kaufman
3-21-12
Hey, wanna go back to my place?
That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while?
I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer.
Sounds fun. You're on!

by kaufman
3-17-12
If I am elected, I will bring America back to the gold standard.
College is for snobs. We need more ignorant rubes.
Nothing wrong with dumping your ailing wife and marrying your mistress. It's so nice I did it twice!
I'm just like you guys. I like grits and my wife drives two Cadillacs.
We are SOOOOOO ****ed.

by evil_d
3-13-12
My children, do not let scientists trick you into believing in dinosaurs. God planted those bones in the ground to test our faith!
I sure did! And man, you have no idea how funny it is to watch those guys spend their whole lives obsessing over a practical joke!
Er... my Lord? Is it really you? Have you come to earth to begin the Rapture, and summon the faithful to your side?
Eh, not exactly. I'm getting bored with this game, so I came to stir up some tornadoes and floods before I start over. Think I'll make frogs the dominant species!
Anyhow, if I were you guys, I'd buy umbrellas. I mean, you're screwed either way, but it might make you feel better. Toodle-oo!

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