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by edoggydog
4-22-19
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle's scrotum... I finally won a comic contest!
Groovy!
Now, the hard part... What should be the theme? How about best laid plans not working out?
That'll work.
Three months later...
So, who won your comic contest?
Ah, ****... I forgot to judge it!

It's been two hours...
I guess my blind date isn't coming back from the restroom.
She probably got lost... I mean, she is blind, after all!

OMG! What did you put in my chai tea? It feels like the room is spinning!
Venom from the infamous Chinese Black Widow!
Oh, drag... Does that mean what I think it means?
Yes!
But, I don't want to die!
Who said anything about dying? After about fifteen minutes, the venom will make your ***** swell to fourteen inches. Then, we ****y-****y!

Oh, God...
Excuse me, ma'am... We got a call about some horrible odors emanating from your apartment.
Here....it.......comes!
Ma'am..?
*OOMPH*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

You're just going to have to face facts that I am your father, Jamaal...
I can't...
I first met your mother, Jamalia twenty-three years ago in New Orleans... Seems like yesterday she was flashing her HUGE black tits for cheap necklaces of beads!
Please, stop talking.
For days on end I masturbated in my hotel room dreaming of those tits... Then, came that day I met her in the bar. I dropped a roofie in her drink and then ****ed the ****** out of her puss-
STOP!!!

What do you think of this Rococco painting, Maura?
Maura..?
*OOMPH*
Okayyyyyyy... Maybe, we should go check out the Cubists in the next room.

Well, this didn't go as planned... I meant to only cross the road, but apparently I have circumvented the entire planet!
This is what happens when you don't have a specific goal for crossing said road. You end up in a hot Saharan desert!
Now, I'm just one big sweaty ****!

HEY, EVERYONE!! I'M BACK FROM PHASE ONE OF MY NEW SKIN SKIN-GRAPH SURGERY!! AS A REMINDER, PHASE ONE IS WHERE THEY REMOVE MY SKIN!!
NEXT WEEK, THEY GRAPH ON THE NEW, YOUNGER SKIN!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS AVOID A MAJOR STAPH INFECTION OVER THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS AND I'M SET!!!!
I'M IN RECEPTION IF ANYONE WANTS TO COME OUT AND SEE MY PROGRESS!!! HELLOOOO??? ANYONE?? ANYONE??? BUELLER??? BUELLER???

This is called a "church", Two Dogs Fucking!
What do at church?
Worship God, silly!
Why worship God silly?
I said, worship God, comma, silly!
In my language, comma means *****... Two Dogs Fucking very confused.

Meanwhile, on Planet How's-this-a-little-higher-times-3 WTF:
How's this?
A little higher.
How's this?
A little higher.
How's this?
A little higher.

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