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So, how'd the surgery go, Doc?
Isn't it obvious, Captain Obvious?
Isn't what obvious?
The blood I'm covered in...
Never end a sentence with a preposition!
Okay... The blood I'm covered in, you stupid, moronic, infantile, ****-faced idiot!

Well, this is it... This is the Apocalypse!
I'm ready to be raptured, Jesus!
Jesus..?
Did you not read the part of the Bible about molesting children is an unforgivable sin?

Oh, God...
Here...it...COMES!
*OOMPH*
It's bad enough I'm a fish out of water, but now I have to smell this ****?

What's with the new hat, Elmer?
You like it?
"Like" is a strong word.
What about "hate"?
That could work.
You'd think for number 6600, RCLG would have come up with a comic less lamer!

Let's see... Is that my cubicle over there?
Am I on the right floor?
Everyday's an adventure for Short-term Memory Sally!
Am I even in the right building?

Are you coming to bed soon, honey?
"In about two hours."
But, I'll be fast asleep by then.
"Eggs-ZACTLY!"
Are you still avoiding sex with me because you caught me fingering the hamster?

Meanwhile, over at the WGC-Mexico Championship....
Wow... I wish I could swing a golf club like that Dustin Johnson!
I wish I could swing a golf club!
(Awkward silence.)
Sorry, dude... I forgot you have no arms!
If, I had a ****, I'd tell you to suck it!

So, I asked her out, but she said she was looking for someone taller.
But, you gotta be at least 75 stories.
I saw her yesterday holding hands with the Empire State Building.
That dude's like 80 years-old!
Actually, he's turning 89 next month.
I hear he's hung like the Golden Gate Bridge!

So, I asked her out, but she said she was looking for someone taller.
But, you gotta be at least 75 stories.
I saw her yesterday holding hands with the Empire State Building.
That dude's like 80 years-old!
Actually, he's turning 89 next month.
I hear he's hung like the Golden Gate Bridge!

Why do I have to wear this?
"Well, if you insist on being the class clown, then you're going to have to dress up as the class clown."
But, this get-up so old school!
"So are your jokes!"
Are you saying you don't like Henny Youngman?

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