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Comcis that make you go JESUS CHRIST!

by flipynif1
2-23-05
While singing in the church the young choirboy does not notice the Crucifix becoming unattached from the wall
AVE MARIIIIIIIIIAAAAA!!!
Man I hate this song
The Crucifix falls and kills the young man taking him to the pearly gates
Wow who would have thought that not telling anyone of all those "secret favours" for the Pastor would have gotten me to the pearly gates so fast
HALT...only those deemed worthy may enter heaven, FIRST you must suck my ****
Doing a terrible job of sucking (surprisingly since he had a lot of pastor experience) he gets sent to hell
HALT...only those deemed worthy may enter the gates of hell...BEND OVER
Man...I wish my parents were Jehovas

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