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latest comics from people ftc is following

by arbi
5-24-12
i didnt do much today, but, it seems like i got in the madison study, i booked another screening as a backup, i got an email that saved a trip downtown, i emailed john abou that house i want us to buy
i moved a pile of clothes out of my room and swept the spot of floor that you can see now. so more than yesterday. oh and i got a $13 haircut.
off to the club on a bike, might do a little dumpster diving on the way.

by crabby
5-22-12

by biped
5-22-12
I try to make at least one comic per day on the "stripcreator.com" comic-making website.
Oh? And have you made one today?
I certainly have. In fact, you're in it right now!
Wait a minute...is this one of those ****ty "breaking the fourth wall" comics"?
Well, yes--
FUCK YOU!!!

by arbi
5-21-12
friday my screening went ok and i caught 4 buses and made it home ok, still limping.
saturday lp county convention plus dumpster diving and the all night gay diner..
ran into a friend i used to party with who was homeless, so he's in my basement now. asbergers and socially awkward penguin.
sunday nothing, watched smash reruns, called mom. eclipse.
wednesday: haven't gotten out of bed.
monday went to small claims court to get a case file, stopped to get a quote for homeowner's insurance from a nice lady who might be 80.
dishes laundry trash sorting boxes changing light bulbs. didn't write the memos i need for court tomorrow. alarm set, tie picked out.

by arbi
5-18-12
i'm somewhere in wisconsin, at a clinic i used to go to. going to screen for a small study.
I am exhausted. 4 busses and hours of walking around, got lost twice, and then hassled by security guards when i got the wrong door for the screening. so i'm killing time at mcD for next 22 minutes.
My right leg is acutely painful. I got bitten by something a couple days ago. Bedbugs? Radioactive spider?
So i'm limping around but trying to walk normally when i go into the clinic. hungry, tired, cold, in pain, i better start doing some deep breathing exercises so my tests come out ok.
at least mcD has wifi. the busses didn't. i missed a bus in chicago and used up my phone battery on hold with customer service. had some vindaloo on canal street.
and i keep going into bars and just getting tonic and lime. the cubs were winning, i think. i'm being taunted by an espresso i can't drink yet.

by biped
5-18-12
...so the bartender says, "Don't look at me--I'm not Ted Koppel!"
HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha hahahahaha ha, ha!
Wait...who's Ted Koppel?

by crabby
5-16-12
Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question.
What?
How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios?
Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart.

by arbi
5-16-12
It's been a week since i've made a comic or gotten much done. The only upside is some good dumpster diving. Stocked up my kitchen for the summer, updated my wardrobe, have a bunch of new gadgets.
It was the end of the semester at the rich foriegn grad students apartment complex. Last night seems have been the peak.
my Y and G keys are sticking.
Tomorrow i take the megabus to madison, to try out for an $1800 study. I suspect the fargo screenin will turn out to be a wild goose chase.
Have not written a word on my article or even looked over my to do list.
"smash" was great last night. it's what keeps me goin til breakin bad comes back.

by biped
5-16-12
See the kind of **** you stir up when you act like an *******? You really are a ****ing *******, Billy.
I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so, so sorry. I'm super-sorry. I'm 100% ****, ****, and **** ****-a-doodle-doo sorry.
Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--ARE YOU FUCKING A CORPSE???
NO, BILLY! It was already dug up when I got here, and...and I was trying to resuscitate it. WITH MY DICK!!!
Whew, what a dream! It sure is nice to furiously masturbate about NORMAL things again! Mom? MOM?
SSH! Quiet, Billy--I'm (a) timing muffins (b) watching a water buffalo **** a rhinoceros (c) thinking thought crimes.

by biped
5-16-12
Take a good look, Billy. This is what happens when you tamper with long-established background continuity.
You mean we live at the North Pole now? In SANTA'S HOUSE? But--there's no DOPE and PORN SHOPS! I mean, video game arcades.
Well, I'm here for baseball practice, Coach Bergstrom, and--what the BENT FUCK?!?
DIOS MIO, Billy! I'm a matador now, and our nice practice field has turned into...into... a GRAVEYARD!!!
Whew! What a terrible dream! It sure is nice to be back in our good old NORMAL house again! Mom? MOM?
YES BILLY UNIT--IT IS "NICE" TO BE "NORMAL"--"HA" TO THE SECOND POWER [SKEEECH]

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