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I grew up Mormon.
So, if I ever meet your parents...
Will they be upset that I offered to put coffee in your mouth before my ****?

I accepted a job in a new city.
What are you going to do with your place?
I just put it on the market.
What about your boyfriend?
I put him on the market, too.

Your mother and I had one of each. Your sister is like me.
Because she's a Type-A control freak.
And you're like your mom.
Because I'm easy going.
I suppose, but you really love ****.

I'm a Gold Card Gay. I've never had sex with a woman.
I'm a Platinum Card Gay. My mom had a C-Section, so I've never even touched a vagina.
Rhodium Card?
Honey, I don't even eat tacos.

Dear Fag: I'm sorta into this guy, but I saw his nudes and he has a weird looking ****. What do I do?
Dear Sir or Madam...
Do you have eyes in your ass?

by ivytheplant
Welcome to the Great Library of Askendore. Here you may ask questions that will help you on your quest.
I roll to eat some books so I can gain knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to loot the rare book room.
Guys, you're supposed to ask the library a question.
I roll to ask the library if I can eat some books for gaining knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to ask the library to look over there for a minute.
The Great Library of Askendore is revoking your library cards.
I roll to eat my library card.
I roll to steal the DM's book.

I'm going to have to start buying condoms again.
Have you tried vegan condoms?
Of course not.
Don't you care about the products that go into your ass?
Both have meat in them if used correctly.

Any New Year's Resolutions?
I'm going to detoxify.
What's the first step?
Get the **** out.

by ivytheplant
Okay, are you guys ready to begin?
I roll to begin our quest!
Oh FFS Jeremy, not this again.
Your roll failed, you run into the wall.
I can do this Brandon, let me try again. I roll to open the door.
Give it up, Jeremy.
Your roll failed. You break your leg on the doorknob.
I roll to crawl out the window.
I can't believe I gave up movie night for this.

by ivytheplant
That was a hell of a fight, man!
I mean, you really knocked them all right out!
The PTA will think twice before criticizing your cookies again.

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