people fuzzyman is following
Allah, andydougan, baba, BigEvilDan, boorite, Choobychooby, crabby, DexX, Drexle, evil_d, gabe_billings, habnem, il_schmucko, israphael, israphael, ivytheplant, Jeanster, KajunFirefly, kaufman, kramer_vs_kramer, ladyjdotnet, lara7, little_kitty, NastyPope, ObiJo, Smarmulus, speedboat_lou, TheBlairZip, the_rew, wirthling
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| Well, if I'm the last man on earth, I won't make the same mistake as that guy in The Twilight Zone. First thing I'm reading is a book on how to make new glasses. | |
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| Where is—oh no—I've lost my library card! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! | |
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| 211 more days. Just 211 more days until the radiation levels die down and it's safe to go outside. Can't wait to link up with some fellow survivors. | |
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| Sure hope one of 'em knows something about agriculture. These canned beans won't last forever. | |
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| ... pant ... pant ... here it is... at last... Iraq. | |
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| Okay... Afghanistan... just twelve hundred miles.... | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. | |
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| Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army. | |
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| Don't you mean Salvation Army? | |
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| Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball. | |
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| I'm sorry, I don't dance. | |
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| It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle. | |
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| Looking back on my life I think I have a lot to be grateful for: loving husband, two beautiful kids... a fulfilling career at a great company—shout out to my lunch buddies, Sandra and Amy!... | |
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| ...time I got lost in Yellowstone National Park—I mean, you have no idea how big it really is until you have to find your way out on foot! Ended up meeting a nice Park Ranger... | |
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| ...have to move the smallest disk on top of the stack where you don't want it to go, then the second-smallest on top of where you do want it, then take the smallest again... | |
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| This is the last time I ask someone, "Any last words?" | |
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| They're making more and more cutlery in Pakistan. | |
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| I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. | |
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| Some of it may even approach usability. | |
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| ****ING SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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| Aha—found you! We're eating venison tonight! | |
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| Please, good sir! I am a magical deer! If you spare my life, I will repay you! | |
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| Hmm... okay. What can you do for me? | |
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| Well, you look kind of scrawny. How about I turn you into a total hunk? | |
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Thousands of years later:
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| In retrospect, I should have asked, "a hunk of what?" | |
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