Hello, my name's Kate Capshaw. And a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on Different Strokes. But there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't know about.
And my name is Carol Channing. You know me better as Lando Calrissian from the Empire Strikes Back. But I bet you didn't know that I'm also a board certified cardio-thoracic surgeon and a wet nurse.
Sometimes Carol and I like to dig holes in the desert and fart out knock knock jokes in morse code. -.- -. --- -.-. -.- / -.- -. --- -.-. -.-