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| And there's this white whale. | |
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| The Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) would never approve of terrorism. Islam is a peaceful religion! | |
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| Oh yeah, well I talked to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Praise His Noodly Appendage) and he told me you're full of crap, LOL. | |
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| BEHOLD, MORTAL! IT IS I, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER | |
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| Jesus Christ! Uh, I mean... what do you ask of me, my Lord? | |
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| SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID PRETEND RELIGION ALREADY | |
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| Can you believe it? Those heathen Gleebvarists went to court and said we can't even post the Nine Requirements in classrooms anymore! | |
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| Well, hold on now. Just last week you were saying that kids shouldn't even be taught about Gleebvarism in school. Fair's fair, right? | |
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| That's completely different! | |
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| Well... because Gleebvarism is wrong. | |
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| but it says in the table of contents: "Chapter 4: The Priest seems Nice" but the whole chapter is torn out and burned | |
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| how could you possibly tell it was burned | |
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| Chapter 5's called "Burning Chapter 4" | |
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| Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope. | |
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| And now open the envelope and reveal the question. | |
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| What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk? | |
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| Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do? | |
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| No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!! | |
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| Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked. | |
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| I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind. | |
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| Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful. | |
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| Well, if I'm the last man on earth, I won't make the same mistake as that guy in The Twilight Zone. First thing I'm reading is a book on how to make new glasses. | |
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| Where is—oh no—I've lost my library card! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! | |
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| 211 more days. Just 211 more days until the radiation levels die down and it's safe to go outside. Can't wait to link up with some fellow survivors. | |
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| Sure hope one of 'em knows something about agriculture. These canned beans won't last forever. | |
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