people gabe_billings is following

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latest comics from people gabe_billings is following

by choadwarrior
12-07-19
What time is it? I need to scoot.
You mean you need to scratch your butt across the carpet like a dog?
No, I need to leave.
I do.

by choadwarrior
11-12-19
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
The Mandalorian.
THE MANDALORIAN!
The Mandalorian.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Who is the cokehead who built Doc and Marty's time machine?

by choadwarrior
11-05-19
Feeling better today?
A bit...
I had a little plop-plop, fizz-fizz this morning.
Then I took some Alka-Seltzer.

by choadwarrior
10-20-19
I haven't seen you in a while.
I'm kid-proofing the house.
I see.
I'm going to have a three year-old here for the weekend.
Really? Whose?
I haven't decided yet.

by choadwarrior
10-19-19
California has a new law that lets people eat their own road kill.
You know what that means, right?
We're having Homeless Dude tonight!

by choadwarrior
9-21-19
Jesus? Party of 13?
Right here. Hey, it’s been a long day and we are in a bit of a rush. Can you send over a bunch of bread and wine right away?
Sorry, sir, we missed our delivery and are out of both tonight.
Fuck me. Well, we’re all here, so I guess you’ll just have to improvise.
These chips are my body—munch of them. This beer is my blood—chug of it.

by kaufman
9-19-19
I usually love the food at this place, but it's bland and tasteless tonight.
I was just thinking that. Hang on wait a minute ...
... There. Have a taste now.
Ah. Much better. What did you do?
Sorry, my fault. I had my phone in Airplane Mode.

by crabby
8-17-19
Bro! I haven't seen you since the 8th grade luncheon back in 98! Holy **** how have you been?
Bro! It's been too long. I'm just hanging in there. Being a dad. Working. Living life. Nothing too exciting, how about you?
Just working. No kids. Wanna go grab some IPAs?
Sorry bro. Can't today. It's before noon and I'm just picking up some quinoa for my wife. More of a Coors Light kinda guy myself.
Coors Light? What are you some sort of Jonas Brother?
I am Kevin Jonas.

by kaufman
8-12-19
........ 1) Give them a good meal before
having your way with them.
2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

by crabby
8-07-19
Stay cool. You got this. Just stay cool. Cool and confident. You've got this.
I'm here for the job interview. My name is Stu Janson.
I'm sorry, but the position has been filled. You aren't good enough to work here. You're just a fraud. Give it up. You aren't qualified.
Don't you talk to me like that when I think your thoughts.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to go ahead and cancel the remainder of this interview. You're weird.

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