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by evil_d
9-12-18
Harold Jefferson, you died of a heart attack at 3:07 this morning. It is time for your soul to be weighed.
You don't look like God.
You've never seen God; only pictures drawn by humans. Now, it says here that you merged in front of another driver and then slowed down a grand total of 1,683 times?
I'd like you to balance that against the fact that I always tipped the Girl Scouts a dollar extra when I bought cookies.
It doesn't count if you try to stuff it in their bras. C'mon, lava pools are this way.

And this is my new single, "I Forgot To Remember To Nevar Forget."
by UnknownEric, 9-11-18

by choadwarrior
9-09-18
Have a blessed day!
What?
I said, “Have a blessed day.”
Okay.
You’re supposed to bless me back.
It only works when you believe.

by kaufman
9-07-18
Did you hear? The news reported this afternoon that Tom Jones died.
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear that. I always thought he was so hot.
Me too. He always put so much into his singing.
By the way, do you know if he's going to be cremated?
I have no idea. Why?
Well, I have to know whether to bury my underwear or burn it.

by kaufman
8-17-18
Oh good, Rodney Dangerfield's coming on.
It's nice having a lot of money. I went out and bought a jukebox last month.
I tell you, it works great. Unless I request an Aretha Franklin song, that is. Then it plays nothing and eats my quarter.
I tell you, I don't get no Respect.

by choadwarrior
8-17-18
There's a good taco shop down the street you should try.
Is it authentic?
Very.
Is it next door to a payday loan and check cashing business?
No.
You don't know what the **** you are talking about.

by kaufman
7-25-18
Yesterday
Last week I got the best job in the world! I'm a short order cook.
Best job in the world? What's so good about it?
I don't have to do anything! I just sit around all day and get paid for it.
Today
Hey, you look beat. How's work?
Awful. You know that remake of The Wizard of Oz they're making in town? A hundred ****ing munchkins came into our place to eat today.

by evil_d
7-17-18
Putin told me that he didn't interfere with our elections, and I believe him. That should be all there is to it!
I tell my wives I'll stay with them and they believe me. I tell banks I'll pay them back and they believe me.
For more on this philosophy, read my new book, Your Life Will Be Better If You Believe What I Tell You.

by choadwarrior
7-14-18
How has your first week been?
I really like everyone, but I’ve noticed one thing.
What’s that?
Nobody swears.
We don’t do that here.
I’d better watch my ****ing mouth.

by UnknownEric
7-09-18
So as I said, there are always multiple sides to every story.
So what's the best option?
Sue a side!

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