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The battle over the next party theme continues...
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| ...Dude, the new movie is out THIS weekend. It's a lock. Serving wenches. Bloodthirsty cannablisitic rituals. Homoerotic overtones. No doubt PIRATES are it, robo-nerd... | |
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| ...Pirates weren't even IT 10 jillion years ago when that lame mainstream crap first hit. Robots are the new retro, man. Classic stuff. Sexy Androids. Laser beam eyes. Homoerotic undertones... | |
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| ...Where else but a pirate party can you wear puffy shirts, a big Diana Ross earring, make-up and an eyepatch. You can lisp and say "ARRR" a lot and be considered MORE manly, not less? | |
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| With robots, there's more than meets the eye. (Obligitory Transformer joke.) These costumes hide all manner of back acne. And a monotone voice is a chick magnet. (Obligatory Star Wars laser noise.) | |
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| In the end, pirate or robot. Robot or pirate, this party theme is really all about what's gonna get us laid... | |
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| ...And don't forget weed, man. It's gotta bring the weed. | |
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