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by gent
6-09-05
Meanwhile, at the robot talking to American Indian-y type girl..
Karen, you know how I've been thinking about cheating on you?
Uh-oh.. is this about wanting to cheat on me?
Sure. I was thinking about doing it with that ATM on the corner of Hashbury and Glemt.
No dice. I barely believe that you trying to pull that hackneyed 'all mechanical things want to bone each other' crap. Shut up
Maybe if you'd put that mobile phone up your ass, I'd get more interested.
Something to do with 'ring'-tone? OK, I tried.

 

by gent
6-11-05
ring ring!
oooh! i hope it's general custer or whatever.
wow! the phone exploded as soon as i blew it up. i must report this fault.
or should i claim this fire for the general lee first? what would uncle jesse do?

 

by gent
6-11-05
WHOOOOOOOOooo I am the ghost of Arbor Days past! I am here to remind you of how you neglected saplings outside your house!
Yeah, maybe I should have helped them, you know, with my HANDS? You know?
You could have melted a little on them, to help them grow.
There are plenty of things you could do: like YOU ARE STUPID.
OK, I know I'm a little dumb, but what you said then was not smart.
How about you make like a tree, and stand there with leaves and stuff.

 

by gent
8-27-05
Just stretchin' guy. I know you don't have much time in your day, that's why I've used 4 apostrophes in this sentence.
I saw that. Don't worry dude, I've got all day. I do not have to steal any hubcaps for 45 minutes or so.
That is SO cool. I'll keep stretching then. I'm warming up to feed a bird. I do not want to pull anything and not be able to feed the bird. He'll die without being fed. I cannot afford to be injured!
Oh sure, you gotta think of the bird. That bird needs to be fed. Maybe feed it - TO THE DOG! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEE
Oh jeez, this is what I thought would happen. I thought I would die. I stretched and I died. Can you believe this?
No I can't believe it. I'm surprised. I was expecting something funny.

 

by gent
12-22-05
I'm-a fixin' you-a fine-a meal, and i'm-a gonna finish off the meal-a with a dash, then a a-a, like all-a my words-a
maybe you could have left me something good to say. like "grout" or "cramp" or whatever, dog
let's simplify this a little. we don't need to cram everything into everything else, ok? things need to breathe.
EXCEPT FOR THOSE 6 MINUTES WHEN YOU HAD YOUR UMBILICAL CORD AROUND YOUR NECK
Fine. i'll go make these biscuits for someone who deserves them (you cant hear this bit, it's in brackets)
i think they're pronounced "biscuits" in this country, Mister "I have my surname in quotation marks"

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