people gin is following
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latest comics from people gin is following 
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| Hi, Honey! Hey, why are you packing up all your stuff? | |
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| *sigh* I'd hoped to just leave a note.
I'm leaving you. I've been seeing someone much, much smarter than you are, behind your back. | |
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| Wait a second! Is this an April Fool's prank? You're just ACTING like you're leaving me! | |
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| April F... Yes. That's right, sure. I'm just acting. | |
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| I'm just committing to the role. | |
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| The sign outside says, "No interest for 5 years." Is that special still active? | |
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| I was interested in buying a sofa for my living room... | |
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| I said I was interested... | |
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| Yeah, that's what I thought you said. Look, you read the sign. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. | |
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| You know, whenever I see some jerk take up two whole parking spaces, I wish he had friends and loved ones to tell him he's an ass. | |
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| Ha! That's totally my car! | |
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| Yeah, I kinda wish you had people who love you, too. | |
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| I'm totally kidding, buddy. I love you enough to call you an ass. Ass. | |
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| Fine then, I'll do it your way. | |
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| Fine. The right way. WHAT has two thumbs... | |
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| and ****ed in your coffee? | |
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| Who's got two thumbs and... | |
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| No. Stop. You're DOING IT WRONG. | |
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| It's "WHAT has two thumbs..." You're ruining the joke by saying "WHO". | |
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| Well, it's like you're not just excluding every THING that doesn't have thumbs, but every PERSON who mishandled fireworks. | |
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| I've got a wheel bearing problem. It makes the car want to drift to the left, especially at speeds exceeding 65 MPH. | |
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| I've gotten really good at steering with my knees while texting. | |
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| So it looks as if the federal government has done the deal and will keep its AAA credit rating. | |
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| Just as well, the alternative would be a lot worse | |
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| Control of Congress would automatically pass to Triple H | |
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| First order of business, I'm gonna powerslam John Boehner. YEEAAAAA! | |
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| Okay. Okay. Okay. But listen. I gotta really great idea for a business. | |
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| Mmm-hmmm. It's an idea for a moving company name and slogan. | |
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| Is this the one about "How Are You Gentlemen Movers - We Move Every Zig?" | |
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| No. No. Better! "Ex-Lax Movers - We'll Totally Move Your Shit!" | |
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| Oooh, and a companion cleaning service! "Charmin Cleaners," for cleaning up the crap you left at the old place! | |
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| Growing up, I really had a thing for Cheetara. | |
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| Well, that's normal, but if you're still flogging the dolphin while picturing Cheetara, that's a little odd. | |
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| What if I flog the dolphin while thinking of you dressed in a Cheetara outfit? | |
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| Some people aren't built to dress as Cheetara. I'd end up looking more like Cheetos-ra. | |
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| I bet you're a pretty good Frito-Lay. | |
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| Chester Cheetah was wrong. It apparently is easy being cheesy. | |
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| I'm dating a few different guys... I'm starting to feel like maybe I'm a bit of a ho. | |
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| Nah, you're just circulating... feeling your oats, playing the field! | |
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| Yeah, but all the guys I'm dating are way younger. I think I'm becoming a cougar. | |
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| Alright, maybe you're a ho, then... but you're too young to be a cougar. In fact, you're something much cooler than a cougar. | |
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