people grjenkin is following

areallystupidguy, biped, choadwarrior, Chuckaduck, DexX, flipynif1, Humpenstein, Injokester, LuckyGuess, mandingo, MikeyG, Mister_Owens, ObiJo, RandomComicLayoutGuy, RedfeatheR, squidrabies, suicide_king, xxausrottenxx, Zaster


latest comics from people grjenkin is following

by choadwarrior
8-27-16
If I barricaded myself in my office, how long could I live off the crumbs in my keyboard?
Not long.
Why not?
It's mostly skin flakes.
I see.
That's the best part, though.

Hey, guys..? It's really hot in here.
I'm going to end like a bucket of the Colonel's if you don't let me out soon!
"That's the idea."
Ha, ha... Wait. WHAT?????

You wanted to see me, Mr. Peter****?
Yes, Kimberly... I can't have you flashing me your crotch while I'm trying to teach analingus-
I mean, analytical cunnilinguistic-
Ah, dammit... Just come sit on my face already!

Okay, Melvin... You just keep looking forward while I randomly poke you with my finger.
Got it.
You won't know where I'll be poking you until I poke you, so prepare yourself for the unexpected.
I will... I will...
Ha, ha... Little does he know I'm about to "randomly" poke him in his butthole!
Gosh, I sure hope he "randomly" pokes me in my butthole!

Okay, Butch... Stab me in the palm of my hand with that knife and you will consumate your deal with the devil!MUWAHAHAHA!!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??DO IT, BUTCH!!! DO IT!!!! NOW!!!!!
Can I get a pretty please?
Oh, Jesus Christ! Pretty please?

Is anyone looking?
No... Go ahead.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
You gonna drink that?
No, but the passed-out drunk whose mouth I peed into is!

You knew it'd come to this... You knew that Overreacting Randolph would someday overreact to the point when he'd projectile bleed out his rectum!
What possible thing could Over-reacting Randolph be overreacting to that would make him projectile bleed out his rectum?
I forgot the library book at home... Now they're going to charge me a late fee of ten cents!
WTF, Randolph? W...T...F???
Per day!

It is time...
How can that be? I'm immortal!
Yeah, unless someone drives a stake though your heart or... OR...
But... But... My girlfriend told me to get a little sun because I'm so pasty ****ing white and it's a big turn off!!
You were thinking with your fangs, dude... Let's go!

"Give me a few more minutes to CGI in a background and then we can start this comic... Okay, guys?"
Sure.
So... What are you thinking about, Stickboy?
How tightly I can squeeze my balls with a vice grip before I do any long term damage yet still be able to spooge.
I like it... Text me your conclusion when your done.

I don't know... MAYBE, I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF CLEAR WHEN I CREATED THIS COMIC CONTEST!!
YOU ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BAGGING ON RAGU, NOT KISSING HIS ASS!!!!!!!
Speaking of bagging... Is tonight the night you'll finally let me teabag you?
With what? Your *****?

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page