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by choadwarrior
I believe that children are our future.
Children are generally stupid.
So I guess you're right.

by choadwarrior
Thanks for coming to the White House so quickly, Jeff.
What can I do for you, Mr. President?
I'm going to pardon two turkeys.
That's just a ceremonial thing, you don't actually need the assistance of the Justice Department.
I mean Eric and Don, Junior.

by choadwarrior
Last wish. I promise no tricks this time.
I guess I also need to be rich.
Remember me from a few panels ago?
You're still a fat, disgusting fossil, but I'll go home with you.
Good enough, sugar tits.

by choadwarrior
How did that first wish work out for you?
Terribly, but I'm not giving up on her. I wish to also be powerful.
Haha! Look at those tiny hands!

by choadwarrior
I am the genie of the lamp. I will grant you three wishes.
i wish to find love with a beautiful woman.
❤❤❤ The spell worked, I'm in LOVE!!! ❤❤❤
Get away from me, you fat troll.

by choadwarrior
There's no way you're getting in, Manson. There's no excuse for what you did.
It performance art
That didn't work for Andy Kaufman, it's not going to work for you.

by choadwarrior
What do you MEAN I'm not on the list?
We have a strict No-Mansons policy.
I can understand Marilyn.
He'll get in under the name Brian Warner..
What about Shirley?
Have you listened to Garbage?

I appreciate the sentiment, Phreaky, and I know your heart's in the right place...
...but I really don't think there's a true need for you to donate your breasts to scientific research when you die.
If, it could prevent one girl growing up flat-chested, it would be worth it!
Maybe, but I just envision a bunch a nerdy scientists taking turns titty-****ing your donated breasts, instead of doing any actual research!

So, if I stick my finger in your mouth, tickle your uvula, and pull my hand back before you chomp down on my arm, you'll pay me fifty bucks?
Yes, with the coveat that if you throw hot coffee on my new Pumas to distract me, I will shoot your cat and butt**** your wife sans condom!
I'm okay with everything except the sans-condom part.
It's a non-negotiable, but I assure you I'm virus-free...
Not after you butt**** my wife sans condom!
How about I shoot your wife and butt**** you cat instead?

The water has crested!
You mean..?
Mom's off her period! YAY!!

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