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You wanted to see me, boss?
Yes, Bill...
I'm getting complaints about your whole "Oxygen Penis" thingy you keep pulling on the customers.
It's called, "Air Dick", sir.
AIR DICK??? That's ****ing HEE-LARIUS!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

We now Join Planet brycekain-No-Longer-Posts-My-Planet-Fill-In-The-Blank-WTF-Comics-Anymore WTF already in progress...
Fetch the stick, boy... FETCH!!
FETCH, BOY, FETCH!! FETCH, BOY, BOY, FETCH!! BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY, BOY, FETCH, BOYYYYYYYY!!!
I'm assuming you were talking to your dog?
Yeppers!
I ate him. And, stole his hat... And, I'll blow you for the coffee cup.

Dear Jesus in the wall...
Grant me this one prayer and I will be a fisher of men until my dying days!
Lay it on me...
Help the Clippers make it out of the first round of the playoffs...
I DON'T WORK SUPER MIRACLES!!!

Good Lord, Mimzie!
What the hell happened to you?
I quit clown school, so I had the white makeup surgically removed...
Didn't you tattoo the white direclty into your skin because you were too lazy to keep reapplying it?
Yeah... But, my doctor thinks the skin will grow back. Eventually.

What say we go back to my place, sweet cheeks, and you let me "slap the nap", if you know what I mean?
You realize I am the HR director for this dealership and what you proposed is a MAJOR human resources viloation!
So, in a way, me violating you, the head of Human Resources would be a redundant violation of your Human Resources rules?
What's your point, Lizzy?
Furthermore, that would be some sort of "double negative" and I'd be in the clear... So, what say we go back to my place, sweet cheeks, and you let me "slap the nap"?

As Holly was conflating her own personal all-county karate tournament with what happened in the movie, "The Karate Kid"...
...and then I says, "Sweep the leg!"
...Elbows Ethan was checking Miss Pennynipple from behind as she was picking up a piece of chalk off the floor.
"YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT????"
(Miss Pennynipple is wearing a very short skirt and had forgoed wearing underwear today.)
No mercy, Ethan... NO. MERCY.
MERCY!

Hey, Phreaky... LOOK!
If, you don't put your **** back in your overalls, I'm going to repeatedly yank on it so hard, you'll spooge like Old Faithful!
OKAY!
Wait. That came out wrong.
Not yet, it hasn't!

Feet-for-Ears hires The Rocker to kick off his campaign with song...
♫ ♫ Vote for Feet-for-Ears... He ain't no *** like those guys in Tears for Fears ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ He'll kick those terrorists right in their asses... Then, not think twice about eating their dead sand****** corpses smothered in molasses ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ And, even though he has the biceps of Steve Buscemi and the face of an otter... You can trust him to be alone with your sixteen year-old daughter ♫ ♫

...and we top it off with a wedge of our world famous hot cholocate brownie cake, which we affectionately call "The Fudge Packer".
Now, on page 286 is a list of fish selections... Do you prefer oceanic or fresh water fish?
(Butch's diners left the restaurant by page 147.)
Hello..?

..and, if erected, I promise that-
Wait. Don't you mean ELECTED?
Kindly remove your face mask and I'll demonstrate.
Huh?
UUUUNNNNGH NUUUUUNNNGH!!!
I'm, um, electing to keep the mask on.

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