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SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong, David?
MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG IS ORDERING ME TO GO STAB PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE SITTING IN THEIR CARS!!!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!
Actually, it's me ordering you to do that. The dog is just the vessel I chose to speak to you... Besides, I told you to shoot the people!
Oh. I can do that.
I hear a .44 Magnum works best if you want to blow their heads clean off.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
What are you doing, David?
Pounding a nail into my head, silly!
Why?
Because, my neighbor's dog told me to!
Think of the lives that could have been saved if that ****ing dog would have told Berkowitz to do this instead of killing of all those innocent people!

Damn, dude... You'e still stuck?
Correct-a-mundo, **** breath!
Should I call the fire depart- wait. Who you calling "**** breath"?
Sorry, dude... I'm at my wits end, and I just lashed out.
Totally under-standable given your situation... I forgive you!
Thanks, **** breath!

Meanwhile, back in Cleveland...
I sense trouble brewing across town at the RNC, Jewboy... TO THE BLINDMAN MOBILE!!
Sorry, Blindman... It's still at the mechanic. I know you said take it to the dealership, but I found a Mexican who works out of his home which will save you tens of dollars!
Okay, then hail us a taxi!
It's cheaper if we take the bus... Free, if we walk!
QUIT BEING A TIGHTWAD, JEWBOY, AND GO GET ME A GODDAMN TAXI!!!

Here...it...comes!
*OOMPH*
That's your act? You're hired!
Hold on... I'm not finished!
Always leave them wanting more, Maura!

We now check back in on Planet Planet-WTF WTF...
I need you to find my contact lense now or you will DIE!!!
For the last three days, I've looked for your goddamn lense and I can't find it... So, go ahead kill me, if you must!
I must. *whirrrrrrrrrrrr*
Wait. Is that my hand mixer??
Yeah... My planet banned all firearms eons ago.
Holy ****... I found your lense!

The Chicken Chronicles (Part VI)...
...so when I finally got to the other side of the road, I developed a case instant amnesia!
To do this day, I still don't remember why I crossed the road.
Other than to get to the other side, of course.

"What's with the needle?"
I'm offering a free flu shot!
"And, the thumb?"
Free prostate exam, but with a rebate.
"What do you mean 'rebate'?"
I pay you to stick my thumb up your ass!

You brought me to Africa?
Yeah. Why?
I told you I wanted to go sightseeing in Eurasia!
That's what happens when you make a deal with the Devil! MUWAHAHAHA!!!
What? Incompetency?
Hey, it's only my second day as a travel agent... Give me a break, okay?

by choadwarrior
7-19-16
I'm going to have to take tomorrow afternoon off.
Okay.
Don't worry--I don't have a job interview.
I know you don't have other options.

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