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Yes, I can zap you with my wand and turn you into another Tom Selleck so girl's will notice you...
...but I don't think you need me to do that. All you need to do is have a confidence in yourself. Learn to be assertive and the girls will find you irresistable!
Okay... Would you like to go out with me on a date?
Get real, nerd!

by choadwarrior
Okay, the first thing we're going to need you to do is hop on the scale.
Can I take a dump first?

AAAAAAAAAAAH... It feels great to urinate in my boss' office!
Say, Ethan... Could you come shake the excess **** off my *****?
With what, Uncle Anders? My *****?
Ha, ha... That would be incest!

It feels so good peeing in a cave!
Can you shake the excess **** off my *****, Max?

With a cluck-cluck here... ♫
...and cluck-cluck there. ♫
Here a cluck-cluck, there a cluck-cluck, everywhere a cluck-cluck! ♫
Ha, ha... You're a ****!

See, we've already laid down the foundation, and next week we can start the framing...
Soon, this will be the new home office for! Any questions, Brad?
Yeah, Tiger... With that open clearing just to the south of us, why are you building it in the rough terrain?
I like the rough!

We now look in on Planet Concentrate-Concentrate-*OOMPH* -BINGO! WTF already in progress...
I'd ask you to help wipe my ass, but you have no arms!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Polish burglar.
Polish burglar who?
No, that's the joke. Only a Polish burglar would knock at the door!

Hey, Francis... Let me tell you about the woman I took back to my place last night.
What did she look like, Lemuel?
Let's just say she had a "butter" face.
You mean, everything about her was hot, but her face?
No, I spooged on her face when I was done! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Say it, Ted.

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