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by choadwarrior
7-23-17
My homeworld is pretty much just giant rocks and generic backdrop, which is why I built a sumptuous love palace to entertain passing Starfleet officers. You ought to join me there.
Great! I'll have have some Romulan ale beamed down and meet you there.
Excuse me, Captain...
Why are you interupting here? Can't you see I'm trying to score?
My readings indicate this planet is lame. We should go somewhere else.
Dude, please don't Spock-Block me.

You're saying O.J. Simpson killed Kennedy?
Yeppers!
Who else has he killed?
John Lennon, Osama bin Laden, Prince, Carrie Fisher AND Debbie Reynolds, 75% of the women they blamed on Ted Bundy, and Pat Morita.
Don't forget Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.
He's actually innocent of those murders.

Can I take another look at the contract?
Why?
Well, I think if I'm going to sell my sou, I should at least get what I bargained for.
You did. You said you wanted to be a big, white ****.
No, I said I wanted to HAVE a big, white ****!
Sorry. No backsies!

AYUDA, BLINDMAN!! AYUDA!!
SPEAK ENGLISH, MEXICAN MAN!!
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH IF YOU GRINGOS DIDN'T STEAL OUR LAND!!!
IT'S A GOOD THING WE STOLE THIS LAND FROM YOU, OR ELSE THE WHOLE SOUTHWEST WOULD BE JUST LIKE THE REST OF MEXICO!!
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
¿¿CÓMO SE DICE "CRAPHOLE" EN ESPAÑOL??

Rawrrrrr!
RAWRRRRR!!!!
I feel nothing.
FU-U-U-U-UU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UCK!!!!

Next on RCLG-TV: Blind Cop Justice... Tonight's episode: "Is that a frog in your throat, or are you just happy to pee me?"
Blind Cop..? What are you doing here?
Writing you a citation for jay-walkng a toad across a busy street!
You mean, "Frogger"? It's a frickin' video game, moron!
How many G's in " "Nigger"?
Not ******. FROGGER.
Frogger, ******, nagger, nogger, nugger, nooger... What's the big diff? Just be glad I don't taze you for being a doosh bagger!

Let me go through this again... CNN says Putin, the communist, helped Trump, the capitalist, win the electtion.
If, he was trying to help someone, you'd think he would have helped Hillary, the socialist. After all, socialism is just communism light!
Meanwhile on Fox, Tucker Carlson is arguing with an Arab ***** about her new karate club and... And, how long have I been sucking my thumb?

*POOF*
WHAT JUST HAPPENED??
Apparently, you were thinking such sinful thoughts about me, you caused the both of to go straight to hell!
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT???
This isn't my first rodeo, cowboy!
NOW I'M THINKING OF YOU DOING A REVERSE COWGIRL!!!

There it is!
Yes it it!
In all its glory!
You know... I've heard of it. Even been called it. But, I've never actually seen it!
Chicken ****?
Et tu, ****?

I'm going to have to ask you to move out, Lucifer.
WHY???
Because, I just found out you're the Devil!
THE HELL YOU SAY!!!!!
Yes.
What?

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