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What's that?
It's a box full of my belongings.
Where we're going you won't need your belongings! MuWAHAHAHAHA!!
Oh. Okay.
Will they have toilets where we're going because I have to take a major ****!

This is the room. This is where it all happened. The beatings. The blood letting. The-
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?"
Just reliving a childhood memory...
"IF, YOU DON'T LEAVE NOW, I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS!!!"
Shhhhh... Don't kill the erection.

My first day in my new apartment! Oh, sure... I have no furniture. No food. No heat. No electricity. No viable means of paying for the rent.
But, I got love, right invisible friend?
GO @%#$ YOURSELF, ROBOT!!
YAAAAAAYYY!!!

Another Easter has come and gone...
...and, boy, AM I TIRED!!
So, Jesus, who's bright idea was it to have eggs for Easter? I mean, it's called resurection, not rEGGsurection, am I right? Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? What say you, me Lord? HELLO?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by choadwarrior
4-20-14
Where were you earlier? We've been at this bar for hours.
Easter dinner at my parents' house.
You're the least religious person I know. What do you care about Easter?
I don't.
But my dad invites me every year because he thinks I'm the son of God.

by choadwarrior
4-20-14
Your other grandma isn't doing so well.
Your sister is going to fly to Kansas to see her before she dies.
Are you trying to guilt me into doing the same thing?
No, I told her if she just waits two more weeks, she'll only have fo go back for the funeral.

by choadwarrior
4-20-14
I always forget what we're supposed to do for Easter dinner...
Do we go around the table and make everyone say what they are thankful for?
No, that's Thanksgiving.
Then what do we talk about?
We say what we'd most like to come back from the dead.

Please forgive me, Phreaky!
Hmmpf!
I didn't mean to compare yours to Kate Upton... Yours are way nicer!
And, they're real... Not fake, like Kate's.
Really? I didn't know she wore dentures.
How can you not know? It's all over the internet...

Are you trying to lose weight fast?
Having an "crash clown" show up at major car accidents to help comfort the victims with humor seemed like a good idea on paper...
'Cause, it looks like your on a CRASH diet!
...but when it was put in to action, it caused major strife, and the clown was shot by a victim's family member after only his third accident.
WAKA, WAKA, WAKA!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT AXE, BUTCH????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Hey, Bill. Butch... Good news. I worked it out with the wife and I can play golf with you guys on Sunday. See you then.

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