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Today, Gary the flesh-eating zombie got a visit from his twin brother, Larry the flesh-eating zombie...
*ick*
*ick*
*ACK*
*ACK*
EAT ANYONE INTERESTING PEOPLE LATELY?
DOES THE ASSISTANT TO THE CONCIERGE AT HOWARD JOHNSONS© COUNT?

Wow... Phreaky's tits are HUUUUUUUGE!!!
Everybody knows that!
Well, did you know that she had counter-balance weights bolted on to her lower pelvic bone to keep from tipping forward?
Yes, I know.
Is there anything you don't know?
Yes. How to finish this comic on a funny note!

What's going on here? Beats me...
...AAAAAAAAAA...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Apparently, someone kicked Gabe in the nuts, and something horrible has happened to Pokey.
...AAAAAAAAAA...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
As usual.
...AAAAAAAAAA...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Wow... Phreaky's tits are HUUUUUUUUUGE!!
Everbody knows that!
Oh, yeah? Well, did you know that the same four strippers keep winning the comic contests over and over?
How is that possible?
APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF GROUP DICK-TICKLE GOING ON!!
I DIDN'T KNOW DICK TICKLE WAS STILL RACING!!

This is Phil McCracken at the watercoooler with perennially tardy employee, Chad...
How many days late days in a row does today make?
Actually, I was on time today.
Holy SHIT! You actually came to work ON TIME? Somebody should alert the media!
Aren't you the media?

Meanwhile, back at the dealership...
I notice Bill's numbers have vastly improved month-over-month...
Yeppers!
What do you credit his sudden surge in sales to?
You should never end a sentence with a preposition, sir.
How about you tell me what I want to know, or I'll go over to your mother's house and jam a socket wrench up her ****!
You ended that one with a proposition. Sir.

Wow, this vagina is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
Wow, this vagina is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
Who said that?
Who said that?

ATTENTION UNIDENTI-FIED SPACECRAFT... YOU ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH PLANET EARTH! I NEED TO SPEAK TO WHOEVER IS PILOTING THE SPACECRAFT!!
He's taking a dump.
GO GET HIM!!
He had mexican last night for dinner, so he's going to be awhile...
THEN, IT'S UP TO YOU... YOUR SHIP IS ON A TRAJECTORY TO TAKE OUT FERGUSON, MISSOURI, AND I NEED YOU TO PRESS THE EMERGENCY STOP BUTTON!!
With what? My *****?

Mom, I'm home...
Good, Lord! What happened to you?
It was my first day out in the field as a Mormon missionary.
And, you got beat up?
No... I kept falling off my bike.
Ba-DOINK!

Meanwhile on Planet What-The-Flunk...
You know, if you didn't use Ban® roll-on, you wouldn't have to let your armpits dry like that...
...which makes you look like your straining to lift the fat Kardashian about your head!
What the flunk are you talking about?
ROADHOUSE!!

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