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Meanwhile, back on Planet Go-Fuck-A-Goat...
But... But...
I don't still don't understand why you won't see me any more, Glenda.
I've moved on, Francis... You should, too.
I can't... You super-glued my legs together.
AFTER you stapled my ass to this stool!

Meanwhile, back at Invisible Man, Inc...
WHERE ARE YOU, MR. INVISIBLE??
YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!!!!
Actually, I can, dip****!
Who said that?

Captain Kirk beams down to the Planet of the Tea Drinkers...
...AND THEN THE KLINGONS BLEW UP HIS HOME PLANET AND NO ANGER! NO SAD-NESS! NOTHING!!
JUST A BUNCH OF LOGICAL PLATITUDES!!!! HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like someone needs to relax with a nice cup of hot tea and a warm bath.
HOW ABOUT I TEA BAG YOUR FACE???

See how Farmer John does it? He grabs one with each hand and starts yanking...
Up. Down. Up. Down. Left. Right. Left. Right.
And, voila!, you have a bucket full of fresh milk.
You'd think he'd milk Mrs. Farmer John in the barn where there's more privacy.

by choadwarrior
9-21-14
I almost got run over by a Prius in the parking lot.
Because you didn't hear it?
Yeah.
You need to listen for the high-pitched whine.
From the battery?
From the owner.

The city I grew up in has a population of over twelve million people.
WHERE WAS THAT.
Mumbai.
YOU'RE INDIAN? MAY I CURRY FLAVOR YOU?
Don't you mean "curry favor"?
UH, NOOOOOO...

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What the **** are you talking about?
by RedfeatheR, 9-20-14

Elbows Ethan propositions the town prostitute...
May I help you?
I have $500 in my right pocket, and I'd like for you to give me a handjob, please.
You have $500?? For that kind of money, you can have full-on sex.
I only want the handjob.
Why?
Because, I want to know what it feels like to whack off!

Hello...
Who or what the hell are you?
I am the Stripcreator Typing Thingy, not to be confused with the Stripcreator Spelling Fairy.
Why are you here?
I appear whenever a stripper mistypes a word... For example, someone recently mistyped the word "captain" as "captin" and doesn't even realize it!
LOSER!!

We now look in on "Planet Why-Would-You-Dress-Up-Like-A-Witch-and-Hire-a-Bagpipe-Player-to-Attract-Women-Customers-into-a-Lingerie-Store-in-the-First-Place?"...
Wait for it...
START PLAYING, MACGREGOR!
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STOP!!! STOP!!!!! THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!!!!!!!!

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