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Holy CRAP!
Look at all that paper!
HELP!
Who said that?

...and that's when I was comtem-plating joining the circus, or rampag-ing the local village. Those villagers were always kind of ****heads to...
...me. I mean, seriously? You want me to spray-wash the side of your hut with my trunk? What do I look like? Besides a very handsome-
JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT ALREADY!!!!
Geez, Melty... Why so testy?
BECAUSE, I HAVE NO PATIENCE!!!!!!

You dropped the ring down that hole.
Of course, I did! What kind of creep proposes to a woman in a cemetery?
I paid $10,576 for that ring.
THIS IS THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY EVER!!!!!
That's $5,288 per tit.
QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!!

MUST KILL PHREAKY, BUT DON'T LOOK AT HER TITS!! YOU ARE POWERLESS WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER TITS!!!!
DAMMIT, YOU LOOKED AT HER TITS!!!!
Butch, I need you to go to the super-market and pick me up a box of tampons...
Okay.
Hop to it, Hopsing!

We have to stop seeing each other...
It's the vaginal mesh, isn't? I'll get it fixed. I promise!
No, it's not the vaginal mesh and... And..
And, what?
And ew.

Oh, crap... I guess getting into the red spray paint while high on catnip wasn't such a great idea!
MatbeĀ®, my owner won't notice when he comes home...
"WHAT...THE...FU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UK?"
He noticed.

...and even though I'm Hindu and she was Jewish, there were two BIG reasons why I kept dating her for a year.
And, those were?
The left one and the right one! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are you telling me this?
Because, you're the only one I haven't told! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
I could have sworn RCLG was Christian.

What's with this artist?
One hundred and fifty-three nude paintings of his big-titted Jewish ex-girlfriend...
...and everyone one of them covered in splooge splatter!

Ah, nature...
*Pffffffft*
Ha, ha... Something smells like used acorns!
Sorry about that... I suffer from irritable bowel syndrome.
Speaking of IBS... Did I ever tell you about my big-titted Jewish girlfriend who loved, "splooge splatter"?
At least twenty-three times since Thursday!

PUT 'EM, UP!!
Look... I know you're from the 24th century of whatever...
...and you're just trying to fit in this century...
...but ****-fighting is illegal, and YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

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