people grjenkin is following

areallystupidguy, biped, choadwarrior, Chuckaduck, DexX, flipynif1, Humpenstein, Injokester, LuckyGuess, mandingo, MikeyG, Mister_Owens, ObiJo, RandomComicLayoutGuy, RedfeatheR, squidrabies, suicide_king, xxausrottenxx, Zaster


latest comics from people grjenkin is following

AAAAAAAHHHH!!
STOP PEEING IN THE SINK, ASSHOLE!!
Who said that?
*FLUSH*

What if Overeacting Randolph were an uptight liberal?
Oh, my GOD...
A Confederate flag!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

If, I let you in, do you promise you will not blow me until my balls shrivel up?
If, you let me in, I cannot promise I will not blow you until your balls shrivel up.
Okay... I guess you can come in.
I'll just have to chance it.

Oh, ****... Here comes the school bully.
I'd better go the other way so I don't get my ass kicked again...
C'mon, Chen... MAN UP! You're the teacher here, and she's just a sixth-grader.

Put 'em up!
They're already up!
Higher!
I can't put them any higher because my hands are nailed to the-
SHUT YOUR PIE- HOLE AND PUT 'EM UP HIGHER!!!
Ooooh, I can't WAIT to meet up with you on Judgment Day!

(What if the Wailing Wall was anti-Semitic?)
Hey, Jew!
JEW! JEW! JEW!
JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Let me guess the number of followers RCLG has without looking...
91.
(No, Phillip is not clairvoyant or anything like that... I've been stuck on that @%#$ number for the past three months!)
Still more than ***u4poo!

Hey, Ralph...
Hey Bill...
What's new?
Well, tomorrow I'm going in for a tranny job.
Oh, god... Seriously? First it was Bruce Jenner, now you? Say it isn't so!
I'm talking about servicing my transmission, dumb ass!

...and 3rd quarter ***** sales we up 5% year-over-year. However, there was a big drop in edible panties and-
You do know I died six months ago...
Of course... What's your point?
STOP COMING BY WITH UPDATED SALES FIGURES AND LET ME ROT IN PEACE!!!!!

Maura tries her hand at standup...
Hi, folks... This is my first time doing comedy on stage and I'm really nervous, so please excuse me if I start shaking like a small dog ****ting a peach pit!
Or Willie Nelson at a tax audit! Or Al Sharpton at a Klan rally! Or Keanu Reeves in an acting class! Or Mike Tyson competing in a spelling bee! Or President Obama at an NRA convention! Or...
Wait. Your giving me the red light already? But, I haven't even started telling jokes yet!

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page