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What's this?
That's the list of items you said you were giving up for Lent in 1996, but you did not, in fact, give them up.
I don't remember writing any of these, especially this one about watching bisexual aardvark porn!
You are John R. Stickboy, yes?
No... John A. Stickboy.
Oh. My Bad... You may enter now.

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
What's wrong, son?
They kicked me out of the band because of my drug use.
Taking too many?
Not taking enough.
I remember when I got kicked out of the Masons due to my stance on gay aardvark porn.

Meanwhile, back on Planet Jamalia-Shows-A-Lot-Of-Restraint-Towards-The-Neighborhood-Retard-Racist WTF...
See? Hair is meant to be straight. STRA-A-A-I-I-GHT.
Fried chicken.
WATERMELON.

What am I supposed to be looking at?
"Air Dick".
Oh...
Why does the Air Dick have a finger nail on the tip?
That's my thumb.

Nice tits.
Thanks.

Hey, Sulu... Remember when you said to me, "You'll never know if you like it unless you try it?"
Well, I tried it, and I don't like it...
I ****ing LOVE it!!
You owe me $50.

Polly want a cracker..
...'s ****?
UUUNNNNGH NUUUNNNGH!!
Seriously, dude?

Seeing how Saint Patrick recieved sainthood for driving all the snakes out of Ireland...
♫♫ ♫♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫♫♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫♫♫ ♫♫♫♫♫♫
Anything?
Nope.
...MacGregor theorized the same thing would happen to him if he drove all the ****roaches out of Scotland.
You don't find this bagpipe noise the least bit annoying?
Actually, that's the same sound my wife makes when I'm doing her in the ass!

by choadwarrior
3-25-15
AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!
What's the matter?
I'm living every moment as if it's the last minute of my life.

We now join "Planet Don't-Be-Picking-Up-On-Girls-At-A-Party-While-Wasted-Or-You'll-Wake-Up-Next-To-An-Ostrich-Believe-Me-I-Know WTF" already in progress...
Wow, you are sho [ *hic* ] shexy!
What shay we go back to my place and shcrew? *BUUUURRRRRP*
Squawk?
Shhhhhhh... Don't kill the ereckshun!

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