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by choadwarrior
9-22-17
My advisors have suggested I increase funding to NASA for space exploration and colonization, but I know better.
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it's cold as hell.

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How much longer do I need to stand here, Mr. Crotch?
Just a few more minutes, Phreaky.
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But, the rest of the class has gone home already!
Almost there...
*FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP*
Okay... It's just that I have to go home wash my sports bra for tomorrow's track meet.
UUUUUNNNNGH!!!NUUUUUNNNGGG!!!

Aren't you a little OLD for sex?
Good news is I have a two-foot ****!
Oh, my!
The bad news is I can't get it hard as hard as I used to when I was younger.
How soft we talking?
Like trying to push a semi with a wet noodle!

Yes, I'm gay... What of it?
I don't mean any offense, but I can't understand why you guys like taking it up the ass!
You ever take one of those monster ****s that hurt really bad on the way out, but then you think about it the rest of the day?
Yeah..?
Well, gay sex is kind of like that.
Atomiclunch told me the same thing! About taking a ****, I mean...

I can't believe you chopped off all of Fido's legs!
SORRY!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD GIVE YOU TWO SOMETHING IN COMMON!!
He can't even play fetch anymore!
YOU CAN'T THROW A BALL, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???
Up yours, ****butt!
AT LEAST, FIDO CAN STILL ROLL OVER!!!

I know what you're thinking... Overreacting Randolph is over-reacting over nothing.
Actually, he's over-reacting over something.
Unless, you consider looking up the word "finooch" in the Urban Dictionary and seeing a naked picture of atomiclunch nothing.

by choadwarrior
9-18-17
The pills I'm giving you are very strong, so you should only use them for a few days.
How many are you prescribing?
A thirty day supply.
Why are you giving me more than I need?
To save another office visit the next time you get an owie, you *****.

by choadwarrior
9-17-17
I want you to stay off your feet for the next few days
I will also write you a prescription for pain medication.
Any questions on these instructions?
Lay my ass on the couch and do drugs. Got it.

Welcome to Groovy!®, Inc...
Thanks... What do you want me to do?
You are to sit at this computer all day and create comics starring moi.
But, I have no experience making comics.
That's okay... My followers won't know the difference!
BTW, I ran into some guy crying in the lobby... I think he said his name was Fagu or something.

Everyone talks about the beauty and majesty of the Grand Canyon...
...but, I'm just not seeing it!
"Try looking behind you, dip****!"
I'm not falling for that again!

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