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Ow! Ow! Ow!
Let that be a lesson to you!
How can it be a lesson if I have no idea my you tae kwon do'd my nuts?
Search deep inside the recesses of your infantile mind and only then will you understand the consequences of your actions.
Wait... Is this because I left the light on in the front bathroom???
DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY, YOU LITTLE CUMSQUIRT???

A rabbi and an altar boy meet on the street...
...ans the rabbi says:
My son is an attorney and he can help you sue the diocese for millions!
And, the altar boy says:
But, I like giving Father McTouchy *******s.

2:30pm...
Oh, God... Here it comes!
3:30pm...
It's coming! It's coming!
4:30pm...
Dammit... It won't come!
I told you eating all that poi last night would make you constipated.

8:00pm...
Yes? No? Maybe?
Yes!
9:00pm...
Well..?
YES!
10:00pm...
You know... Ever since you joined that monastery and took a vow of silence, I can never tell if you want to **** me!
YES!!!!!!!!!!

1:00pm...
Damn... That new executive assistant has got some nice titties!
2:00pm...
DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME OR NOT????
Whoa, sister! I don't automatically jump in the sack with someone I've just met... I like to take time to get to know her first.
3:00pm...
Times up... Let's FUUUUUUUCK!!!

Is that the response from the ACLU regarding my police brutality case?
Yes.
What does it say?
"STOP RESISTING ARREST, ASSHOLE!!"
???

9:00am...
Damn... The new intern has some titties to DIE for!
10:00am...
What I wouldn't do to those babies! Titty-embalming... Titty- embalming... Titty-embalming...
11:00am...
I think I have a better chance of getting laid by one of these stiffs!
Titty-embalming... Damn. I can't think of anything else!

Suck that ****!
What?
I said, SUCK THAT COCK!!
I... Um... You... But... Huh???
Or should I say *****? You seem confused.
Got it.

2:00am...
DAMN. SHE HAS SOME BIG, FLESHY TITTIES.
3:00am...
WHAT I WOULD DO TO THOSE BABIES. TITTY-SALAD. TITTY-APPETIZER. TITTY-SOUP. TITTY-BARBEQUE. TITTY-PASTA.
4:00am...
I wonder it this guy is ever going to hit on me, or just stare at my tits for two hours like that doosh at the bar!
BOILED TITTY. BROILED TITTY. BAKED-TITTY. SAUTEED TITTY. TITTY-FLAMBE. TITTY-FONDUE. TITTY-STROGANOFF.

11:00pm...
Damn... She's has some big titties!
12:00am...
What I would do with those babies! Titty-sucking... ...titty-****ing... ...titty-slapping... ...titty-squeezing...
1:00am...
He's been staring at my tits for the last two hours... I wonder if he's thinking about making a move.
...titty-groping... ...titty-roping... ...titty-hanging... ...titty-titty-bang-banging...titty-flapping...titty-fapping...titty-bouncing...titty-trouncing...titty-suffocating... titty-

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