All comics by guitarplaya

 

by guitarplaya
5-17-01
So, this is what it's like to be a cartoon.
Hey, I could be a super-hero!
naaa...
AEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

 

by guitarplaya
5-17-01
guitarplaya, the evil supervillian
Yaaaaahh!!!!!
he he he
he he he
Doesn't work. I have a force field.
ah shoot.....
how's YOUR force field?

 

by guitarplaya
5-17-01
So egoboy, what do you do now that you're a cartoon?
I can do things i was never able to do before!
Hey gorgeous!
Get lost weirdo!!!
Ouch, from a cartoon no less. That hurts.
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!

 

by guitarplaya
5-21-01
feed me
I'm sorry Mr. Squirrel, this food is for the birds.
Feed Me!
Get lost squirrel.
FEED ME!!!!!
AEEIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

 

by guitarplaya
5-21-01
Sparky the Pyrokinetic Squirrel
welll...... that was weird....

 

by guitarplaya
5-21-01
Sparky the Pyro Kinetic Squirrel
Well, know that I have these powers, what do I do with them?
Do I use them for good or evil? What a hard decision...
The Decision gets harder.
Hey Sparky!
Uh oh.....

 

by guitarplaya
5-21-01
Sparky the Pyrokinetic Squirrel
Hey Sparky, why don't you come work for me?
But I'm not an -evil- squirrel; I'm just misunderstood!
But if you work for me, you get all the acorns you can eat.
......
Sparky the EVIL Pyrokinetic Squirrel
Mwa ha ha!!!!
Aeeiiiiiiii!!!!!!!

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
When the world needs a hero...
I'm going to be a super heroine! Diva Woman! You're my side kick.
Great idea! I'll be Crack Boy!
Huh? Why Crack Boy?
You're heroin, why can't I be crack?
Not heroin, a HEROINE.
Oh. Can I still be Crack Boy?

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
Step 2: Creating a Sidekick
Lets see, we need to find you a good costume.
I'm a bug! Fear the rath of Bug Boy!!
The Human Torch!
No, that's been done before.
No. Definitely not.
Rarr!!

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
Somewhere, above the town...
Being a super hero is great! Uh oh-- trouble at the bank!
You! Stop right there!!
You can't stop me! Ha ha!!
Diva women unleashes the devestating Diva Eye!! (patent pending)
I am so sorry.... I'll never rob a bank again!
That's right. Now go get me some bottled water!

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
Step 3: Choosing A Power
Man, I need some super powers. How can I be a good sidekick with no powers?
Dude, let me bite you! This works, I swear!
I mean it's not like I can just point and stuff explodes or something.
Come on, please? Just one little bite?
Go away bug.
Gah!!!!

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
Hey! I can help you be a super hero.
Jay the Squirrel!
We must combine our powers to become...
The super crime fighting force of...!
A squirrel.
Umm... I'm a squirrel.
No duh, i'm a squirrel. What'd you think you'd be?

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
Back at the Dorm of Justice, Diva Woman discovers Darin's awesome powers.
Check it out! I have super powers!
Ok... you're a squirrel. How does this help you fight crime?
....
Umm... Jay, how do we fight crime?
Fuzzy and adorable, but a bit dissapointing.
Check it out! I have a tail!!
Why couldn't I find a real sidekick...?

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
At the Dorm of Justice:
So, now that we're super heroes, who do we fight against?
Ruth Bater Ginsberg, Evil Queen of the Weasels!
Umm... shouldn't we change the name or something? Won't we get in trouble?
Come on, what's the worst that could happen?
Weasel Headquarters
Don't change the name she says... What's the WORST that can happen she says...!
Shut up.

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
Deep under the Weasel Headquarters
So how are we going to get out of here?
I can't be a diva here! Why don't you use -your- powers?
Run up his pantleg? We'd better send someone to save them...
Of Course, why didn't I think of... Wait, I'm a squirrel. How does this help us?
Ok, when the guard comes in, run up his pantleg or something.
Allright, I specifically said NO ANCHOVIES, and this pizza... Wait, this isn't Dominoes...
Hovercraft??

 

by guitarplaya
1-15-03
Aboard Hovercraft's Ship
Hey Hovercraft, thanks for saving us.
Hey no problem. I'll just drop you guys off on the way to Nevada.
You know, you're kind of cute for a short grey guy.
......
I'm dropping you off. The girl stays.
Hovercraft! Don't you point that thing at me!

 

by guitarplaya
1-16-03
Somewhere in space, aboard Hovercrafts ship:
Gee, what planet are -you- from?.... Would you like to see my "ray gun"?.... Just you and me, flying through the stars...
What do you say we skip Saturn and go straight to.... Jesus Christ!!!
I-I've never seen anything like that.... About a week and a half.
I told you it was scary. How long have you been hiding down here?

 

by guitarplaya
1-17-03
Somewhere, deep in space...
I need to go BACK! My public needs me! Get me off this ship NOW!
Can't... put up... with any more...
.....
.....
Let me back on RIGHT NOW!!
Go! Go!!

 

by guitarplaya
1-17-03
"Allright, this is the big chance. Don't blow your cover, just act like a squirrel...."
*Atchoo!*
Bless you. (ah, crap!!)
Did you just talk?!?
I am normal.
Guys, come look! It's a talking squirrel!
Damn! hide!

 

by guitarplaya
1-17-03
Lets try something easier...
Hey little girl. Are you lost?
You're a stranger. My mom says not to talk to strangers.
I'm not a stranger. I'm a super hero.
Well you look stranger than anyone -I've- ever seen.
Ok, easier than that.
Why you little...!!
Street Justice!

 

by guitarplaya
1-17-03
Back at the Dorm of Justice:
Being a hero is great! I stopped a bank robbery, saved a plane full of orphans, and got a manicure!
I got kicked in the shins by a little kid.
A little kid beat you up?
I was also chased through the park by people who thought I was a talking squirrel.
You are a talking squirrel. That's your super power.
Which reminds me, I'm booked to go on Leno tomorrow.

 

by guitarplaya
3-02-03
*Squirrelboy has killed Divababe*
I love Halo! This game rocks!!
*Squirrelboy has killed Hozark*
I am unstoppable! I am l33t! I am...
*Beast has killed Squirrelboy *
Squirrelboy!!
I hate you Beast...

 

by guitarplaya
3-02-03
SquirrelBoy! Come on, we have to go!
But I'm playing a game...
Forget Halo, we have to go save the universe!
I -am- saving the universe! Who's going to stop the Flood if I don't?!?
Ok, Darin? That's a game. When you turn it off, the aliens go away...
Die Alien!!!!

 

by guitarplaya
3-02-03
Ok, this whole Halo thing has gotten out of hand. We must throw the game into Mt. Doom where it was forged. Think he'd notice if we took it?
Must.... save.... universe.......
I doubt it, the game's been over for an hour and he hasn't moved. Only... We don't have any volcanos around here.
Ok.... How about Wooster Lake?
Shhh! Go! Go!
must save the..... My preciouses!! Dirty thieving hobbitses has stoleses it!!!

 

by guitarplaya
4-23-03
Something strange is going on...
What did you do with my brush?
Your brush? I haven't seen your brush.
Well I can't find it. I can't find any of my pens either.
Really? I can't find some of my socks. *gasp* You know what this means?!?
You had better be wearing clean socks.
WEASELS!!

 

by guitarplaya
4-23-03
Taking stock of the situation
Why would the weasels be taking this stuff?
Well, what's missing?
My brush, my scissors, some pens.
I'm missing socks. And batteries.
Dun dun duhh!
So what could they be making?
Isn't it obvious?? A giant robotic juggernaut weasel, bent on world-wide domination!

 

by guitarplaya
4-23-03
So let's get this straight....
A giant robot made of pens and socks.
Yes.
Run on AA batteries.
Yes.
You're on crack.
Mushrooms. Cocaine makes my nose tingle.

 

by guitarplaya
4-23-03
Something's coming....
Duuhh...
Something big...
Duhh... Duhhh....
Big for a weasel anyways.
Dun Duhhh!!! Bum bum bum bum bum bum...
This is ridiculous....

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