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by Chi_The_Cynic
I've been working on the Odaco project and have a few questions which I think you can answer
You do?
Will you explain how the code handles unexpected items in the hierarchy?
Oh, my mistake, I thought you developed it
I did, but I've resigned now and really don't care

by Chi_The_Cynic
It probably won't come as much of a surprise that I'm resigning today
But why? I thought you liked it here?
I'm having to do the job of two people and it just isn't working out
Well, I hope you'll stick around to help us recruit your replacement
Later that day
I've spoken to the director and we've decided to hire two people now that you're leaving

by Chi_The_Cynic
Bet you're jealous of my new iPad
Isn't it just a fat iPhone that can't make calls?
No, it's also an eBook reader!
But you don't read
Shut up!

by Chi_The_Cynic
So, you want to leave your bag in the security office overnight. Ok, fill out the card on both sides and leave it with me
Er.. this card says I should fill out a description of the item, but that's the side that you're attaching to the laptop bag. There's only the "quantity of items" on the slip I'm keeping...
Yeah, to remind you of how many items you left behind
But shouldn't my slip have the description on it so that your colleague will know I'm the right person collecting the bag tomorrow?
No need for that, he'll just ask you to point out which bag is yours

by Chi_The_Cynic
Translation: I have no idea what you're talking about
Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I really value your opinion
Translation: The only way to survive the work hours is to take hard drugs
Our company has a "work hard, play hard" mentality
Translation: Lose some weight, fatty
Hey, have you been working out?

by highway40
Nope. I don't like it one bit.

by highway40
They said delivering mail would offer me a sense of security and well-being in that I'm getting precious mail the exatly where it needs to be.
I've delivered nothing but credit card applications, receipts for electronic bill payments, and Victoria Secret/L.L. Bean/Eddie Bauer catalogues with web addresses printed at the bottom of the cover.

by highway40
Did you release the virus again?
Don't you know what you've done?
I'm sorry. Me and the guys had a few drinks, things got out of hand, and boom -- zombies.
Now I have to clean the windows again.

by highway40
So you're sure that you are, in fact, eighteen years old?
Oh yeah. Definately. Just keep your pants off. How's that beer -- need another?
It's great. Thanks. Are you sure there's no NBC camera crew in there?
No way. Just hot teenage sex -- teenage being eighteen.

by highway40
Do you ever wonder if there's...
more to it?
No sir. Not at all.

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