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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable. | |
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| And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around? | |
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| From now on, you can't be here during a showing. | |
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| Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing. | |
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| I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect. | |
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As you can see, the trim is all original...
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| Oh, I just adore original wood! | |
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| Is that what you call your husband? | |
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Now onto the second floor.
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| This must have originally been an unfinished attic. | |
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| Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s. | |
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| You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here. | |
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| You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home. | |
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| So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it... | |
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| That must be realtor speak for 8am. | |
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| ...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables... | |
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| Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. | |
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| ...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog. | |
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| Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room? | |
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| Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market. | |
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| Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this? | |
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| This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****. | |
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| How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger. | |
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