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by ObiJo
2-21-08
Hey, babe, what's for dinner?
So that's how it is now, huh? No 'How was your day'? No 'I love you.' Just want me to shut up and serve you.
C'mon, Uhura, sweety, don't start. I just walked in the door.
Maybe if you weren't so selfish, maybe if you thought about my needs once in awh...
OH NO HE DI'NT!!

by ObiJo
9-28-07
CUBS WIN!
CUBS WIN!
Who these Cubs?
You know! American baseball! Split finger! Knuckler!
EVERYTHING FISTING WITH YOU!

by ObiJo
1-22-07
Hello, Michael, my name's Joe. I'm a negotiator for the LAPD. I'm here to try to help us get through this without you or any of the hostages getting hurt. That sound good, Mike? May I call you Mike?
Ok, so that's a no to Mike.

by ObiJo
12-26-06
Hi, I'm here to interview for the Santa's Helper job.
I'm sorry, but that position is now obsolete. We're no longer Santa's Helpers, we're Santa's Minions.
When did this happen?
About a month ago, when Mrs. Claus left Santa for that guy Santa couldn't think of a comeback to.
A month earlier...
Is your **** an innie yet, you tubby ****?
HoHoHo?

by ObiJo
11-21-06
Down by 6, 14 seconds left, here's the snap... it's a Hail Mary! Ball's up... jumping for it...
Incomplete! Leaving me to wonder once again if that longshot play has ever worked!
2000 years earlier...
I know we haven't had sex, Joseph, but it's God's baby.
A MIRACLE!

by ObiJo
12-27-04
MUAHAHAHA! I've got you now! I'm going to chew off your knees and floss with your spinal column!
Uhmm...
What?
You're in for tax evasion.
AGGRAVATED tax evasion.

by ObiJo
12-27-04
Ho
Ho
Ho

by ObiJo
9-12-04
Can a man love another man without being the kind of man who loves other men?
God's watching, you know.
What?
God's looking down on you right now and tsk-tsking your smut mouth.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was
It's okay now. He went back to ****ing with the jews. Meet me behind the barn in ten minutes. Be naked.

by ObiJo
9-12-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
You was doomed from the start you titular sumbich.

by ObiJo
9-11-04
So, um, paper or plastic?
So, um, paper or plastic?
So, um, paper or plastic?
Plastic.

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