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by ObiJo
9-08-04
Don't eyeball me, boy. I'll slap you so hard, you'll pinch a nerve in your neck, temporarily cutting off the bloodflow to your brain and making you pass out.
I wasn't eyeballing you.
As opposed to a red out, which is when too much blood is forced into your brain. (And which is an especially dangerous risk for jet pilots doing high-g manuevers.)
But I really wasn't.
Now, if you'll turn your attention to the chalkboard, you'll see I've diagrammed the thrust equation for the afterburning process. The main difference between it and the gas-turbine engine is...

by ObiJo
3-17-04
Work the lock, don't look at the dog. Work the lock, don't look at the dog.

by ObiJo
2-28-04
What are you doing?
I'm peeing on the hooker.
I see that, but why? Aren't there better ways to spend your life?
Later...
What are you doing?

by ObiJo
2-18-04
2 years ago...
*We have detected your hacked internet account and have deleted it*
I can fix this.
1 year ago...
*We have detected your hacked internet account and have deleted it. Should this happen again, we will take appropriate measures.*
I can fix this.
This morning...
We have taken appropriate measures.
I can't fix that.

by ObiJo
2-16-04
tot de volgende keer, FIJ natuurmonumenten
Haha! tot de volgende keer, FIJ natuurmonumenten!
HAHA! FIJ!

by ObiJo
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
You don't have to! It's printing out now!
My perfect date is a picture of Erik Estrada questioning my manhood?

by ObiJo
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.
Opening page www.hoover.com ...

by ObiJo
2-12-04
Are you sure you didn't used to be a man?
How much do I owe you?
Like father, like son.

by ObiJo
2-11-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
So what did he say?
Fuck if I remember. I wheeled him into the catbox then went off to diddle Mr. Mittens.

by ObiJo
2-11-04

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