people hansthecat is following

davinciclone, ficemook, grabbingsand, iamplug, nickgard, Reidy

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by iamplug
"I gotta letter from the government..."
"the other day..."
"it said they were 'sucka's'."
"that's not funny"

by Reidy
Having a loud coversation in a public place about how nice a girls tits are is pretty bad.
depends on the context, i'd say. it's perfectly appropriate behavior at a strip club, for example.
it's probably frowned upon at say, a close relative's funeral.
What if the close relative was a stripper?
well...we must re-examine. it could be part of the eulogy then even.

by Reidy
I find I run much, much better on the treadmills at the gym. I know lots of people who say it's the reverse for them, though.
they can run on a treadmill in reverse? wow!
I know. It's impressive. It's harder for them to watch the TVs, but it's still impressive.
they must not like tv, i guess. it's like they are trying to run away from it, but can't get but so far.
Which is just wrong.
if you don't love tv, you must not love yourself.

by Reidy

by grabbingsand
to every thing there is season and a time for every purpose under heaven.
a time to be born, a time to die, a time to plant, a time to reap, a time to kill, a time to heal, a time to laugh and a time to weep.
but when?
i hope it's not too late.

by ficemook
john lennon
i read the news today
is rolling over
about a lucky man who made the grade
where did the dancing robot go?
in his grave
and though the news was rather sad
lemme guess...well you just had to laugh

by ficemook
me chinese
welcome to new jersey!
me play joke
tell me tell me!
me go peepee in your coke

by ficemook
how is it possible that you are my new boss?
not another pagan...
i guess this is the only way the fit in around here.
****e! when did yuo get here?
How did I go wrong?

by Reidy
That's always the way. When it rains, it pours.
wow. what a great expression you just coined.
You've never heard, "When it rains, it pours"?
i've heard "when it rains, wear a ****ing raincoat you goddamned idiot or you're gonna get drenched."
That's a good one. I remember saying that as a kid and not really knowing what it meant. Then I grew up and understood.
it's not really a kids expression, i guess. it's very "adult".

by Reidy
Goddamn, this is a fun place to work.
staff *******s?

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