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by up4abeer
11-08-11
She agreed to a Brazilian wax. Catch is I have to wax my junk. Is that weird?
A VAG surrounded by hair is a greater rarity than a Blockbuster video store.
Sounds extreme but worth it. Grab life I say.
Hot wax on your junk to copulate with bald *****?
I win. She wins.
When she complains about your personal hygiene you should sodomize yourself with a plunger.

by up4abeer
11-01-11
So she used to be a cheap *****. But now..
She's a hottie in designer jeans and a cashmere sweater over her perfect breasts.
There got to be a tax deduction in this somewhere.
And she's a hell of a tipper. Thanks for the bump.
So instead of a sucker who got taken by a young hottie I am really her benefactor. Thanks Toga. I actually feel better.
I should introduce you to my niece.

by up4abeer
11-01-11
Is my ex-wife here?
No. She usually doesn't come in until much later. Want me to call you when she comes in?
No no. I am trying to avoid the cheap *****.
I remember when she used to hang out here giving it up for cheap wine and Jello shooters.
You mean before she married me, had sex with my broker, and took half my assets.
Which from what I can gather were quite substantial. You changed her life.

by up4abeer
7-27-09
So we sue Mel Gibson for the rights to "Passion of the Christ."
How much money will we get?
The real money will be in the sequel.
Good point. Mel didn't cover my resurrection.
Coming to theaters this Easter: "Passion of the Christ II, The Flying Jew. "

by up4abeer
4-02-09
A pint of Guinness and a tuna if you please.
That'll be 11.50, Make it 12 if you want cheese.
Start a tab for me oh barkeep if you don’t mind
A credit card is required for service of that kind.
Oh my it seems I left my wallet in my other tux.
No stout or fish for you. Now don’t that ****ing suck.

by up4abeer
3-31-09
I am absolutely pro-life. Every life is sacred.
So I assume you oppose the death penalty.
Hell no. Kill them sooner rather than later.
I'm sorry I don’t see how you can claim to be pro-life when it comes unborn fetuses and yet pro-death when dealing with adults. I find your selective system of morals very disingenuous.
I accept your apology. And uh thank you.

by up4abeer
3-30-09
I can't believe you. This is 21st century. You can't refuse me service.
The hell I can't. Your kind is not welcome here.
I have money you ******* and I expect to be served
Any money you have is stolen. GET OUT NOW!
Fucking bankers.
I tossed a stockbroker out of my place yesterday.

by up4abeer
3-30-09
You should join us for worship Sunday morning.
I think not.
Do you have a problem with church?
What you folks do on Sunday morning is your business and I support your right to do as you wish. It’s just that seeing it makes me uncomfortable.
Attending church makes you uncomfortable?
As do the films “Brokeback Mountain” and “Milk.”

by up4abeer
3-27-09
You've been hanging here alot lately. Things ok at home?
I think I'm burned out. You wouildn't believe what a pain some of those *******s can be.
We've got Hitler with his gay ass moutstash and that whiny ***** Elena Ceausescu.
Sounds like hell.
And don't even get me started on Jerry Farwell.

by up4abeer
3-25-09
What's wrong with this country?
Let’s see, there’s the centrally managed financial system that uses an artificial interest rate to control the flow of money while masquerading as a free market economy.
And we do the highest obesity rate of any developed nation.
Rolling Stone put The Jonas Brothers on the cover. The Jonas Brothers? Where are our values?
Jeez we're more ****ed than I thought.

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