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by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
We've got reports that you were spotted near the scene of some vandalism last night.
Vandalism? No, let me explain...
I found an unlocked door at the warehouse, so I went in and broke a bunch of crates and pots, and took whatever I found inside of them.
Did you happen to see any vandals while you were doing that?
Hey, I don't snitch!

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
Someone call a locksmith?
Yeah, it's me. I can't seem to get into my house. It's an orange door, I'm using the orange key, so I know that's not the problem.
There's your problem - you have an unfinished quest. Head downtown and see if anyone's got an exclamation point hovering over their head.
Perfect, thanks! What do I owe you?
500 Coins.
Cool. Send me the bill and I'll settle up after my quest.

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
We pulled this man out of a car wreck. His cellphone battery was dead, which explains why we didn't find his car for two weeks.
His autopsy revealed multiple broken bones, a concussion, and some internal damage.
Did he die right away?
No, the cause of death was internal bleeding. He was alive for at least a day after the crash.
Really? So if he had a ham, he could have walked away from that crash!
This is why we recommend keeping at least two roasted chickens in the glove compartment for emergencies.

by ZMannZilla
5-13-12
Jenkins, that box contains the results of the Q3 analysis from last year. We need to send it to the egg-heads in the Denver office for forecasting.
Right away sir. What level of hero should I offer the job to?
Go with someone lower level. They're more likely to actually complete package delivery quests, and they'll take less experience points.
Very well. I'll go hang out downtown and wait without sleeping and eating for a hero to show up.
Y'know what would be awesome? If there was a company or service we could just give packages to, and they would deliver them for us.
*sigh* I know, right?

by ZMannZilla
5-07-12
You know, I have no idea what you do when you go to work.
I'm a Client Support Specialist. It's like customer service, but my customers are actually international businesses and organizations.
That kinda sucks. When I worked at a convenience store, I could just kick stupid customers out of the store. Sounds like you actually have to deal with them.
Oh, we have our ways. If explanations and negotiation don't work, I find it's most effective to just kill them with kindness.
...didn't you name your pit bull "Kindness"?
No, you're thinking of "Kisses". I kill burglars with Kisses.

by ZMannZilla
4-30-12
The day after I install the iBorg implant, they come out with the iBorg 2.0!
The cure for cancer tastes like salty garbage! GROSS!
Now that weed is legal, people expect me to be on time and give good customer service!
Vacationing on Mars is so expensive, I had to fly coach!
What's the point of having free health care if they don't cover ***** enlargement?
My intelligence is so advanced that I can now get annoyed at all the stupid crap humans whine about!

by ZMannZilla
4-21-12
We tried this the easy way, VacuumBot 5000, but since you refuse to give back my favorite bit of string, it's time for some... 'enhanced interrogation techniques".
I swear, if I could tell you where the master emptied my vacuum bag, I would!
Perhaps my claws across your hard drive will loosen your tongue!
NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOOOOO!
Is someone playing dubstep in the basement?

by ZMannZilla
4-07-12
CIA BASTARDS DID BAD TINGS TO ME, INVISIBLE HAND MAN!!!
Um... No change, sorry.
Did you finish that report like I asked you to?
I'm in Accounting, Mr. Dung Beetle. You need to ask Engineering for bug reports.
CIA Headquarters, April 1953...
I'm pleased to report that Project MK-ULTRA is well under way. The LSD doses have been distributed and-
What the... Dammit, Jenkins, I thought I told you to make me part of the CONTROL GROUP!

by ZMannZilla
4-04-12
Paper beats rock!
Well, ****.
You have a problem, and that problem is called "****ding".
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM LEAVE ME ALONE RAAAAARGH!!!
So, basically, it's a combination of those two concepts. I call it "Pokemon".
Love it! Can you have it ready by Christmas?

by ZMannZilla
3-26-12
I think evangelical athiests are just as annoying as over-vocal Christians.
Christians stand up for what they believe, and do so when and where they please, even if it isn't appropriate. They need a voice of reason to counter them.
Okay, but the people who don't already agree with you are conditioned to ignore you, and they aren't going to be converted by you lecturing a straw-man caricature of them.
Humor is relative. There are many people who can very clearly fathom the humor in pointing out the hypocrisy inherent in mainstream Christianity.
Yeah, but this is Stripcreator. We make comic strips here, which typically contain jokes and punchlines. "I'll pray for you" is not a punchline.
Oh, and "groovy" is?

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