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by pita
7-06-09
Dad, I passed my test today! I got my driver's license! Can I use your car?
I'll make a deal with you... in the next 6 weeks, bring your grades up to a B average, keep up with your bible studies, and get your hair cut, and then I'll let you use the car.
Six weeks later...
Son, I'm very proud of you. You've brought your grades up, and I've seen you studying the bible... but I'm disappointed to see you haven't gotten your hair cut yet.
Well, during my bible studies I've noticed that Samson, Moses, John the Baptist, and even Jesus had long hair, dad!
Did you also notice they walked everywhere they travelled?

by pita
7-05-09
Kaufman's back?
Kaufman's back?
Kaufman's back!
Yeah? Kaufman's back?
Yep, there it is! Kaufman's back...

by pita
2-04-09
Madame, zis is such a lovely hotel.
Oh, Merci... we're so glad you chose to stay here!
'Ow'everr, I will need ze pepper deliverred to my rroom, it seems zerre is none.
Which would you prefer, white pepper or black pepper?
Eh? Toilette pepper.

by pita
1-26-09
I'm glad we got together, I love Chinese food. Let's not wait so long next time?
By the way, what did your fortune cookie say?
It said "That wasn't chicken."

by pita
10-12-08
Oh god... quick, sister, let me hide under your skirt! The military police are after me!
Thanks! You saved me! I can't let them send me to Iraq! By the way, you have a great pair of legs under there!
If you had looked higher you'd have seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either.

by pita
9-29-08
It's all fixed... It was just an ID ten T error. I'll send you an invoice.
An ID ten T error? What's that?
Write it down, then you'll have it for next time. See ya.
ID10T

by pita
9-23-08
Mrs. Robinson, I have your husband's test results. But I also have test results from another patient by the same name... either way, the results are pretty bad...
Wh... What do you mean???
Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.
Well, Medicare is only going to pay for the tests one time and I can't afford to pay for them myself... what am I going to do?
I'll tell you what... drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM!!!

by pita
9-17-08
Two paths divulged in a yellow wood...
Hmm... there's the grassy path...
... and there's the path less traveled...
Little did anyone know he'd choose the psycho path...

by pita
5-01-08
Thanks for helping me get my laundry done. I hate not having my own washer and dryer.
No problem, I'm glad for the chance to spend some time with you.
I have a new blouse and pair of pants that I spilled something on, I hope I can get the stains out.
Oh, easy one... we'll simply use Rum and Coke.
I have heard that Coke will eat away at anything... but Rum?
Oh, that's not for the stains... after the Rum, who's gonna care about a little stain on your clothes?

by pita
4-22-08
Good morning! May I help you?
Yes, I'd like a dozen doughnuts, but they must be fresh.
Our doughnuts are so fresh here, we occasionally have to slap them!
D'ough!

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