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May I help you?
Do you carry a nightstick?
Yes. Why?
How big is it?
Big enough to knock your fat head into retard!
UUUUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!

Is your wife home?
Yes... Wait. Who are you?
I'm the guy who's ****ing her behind your back.
You're the one? Now, I totally understand...
Understand what?
Why my wife's ***** smells like retard!

by crabby
7-17-19
Hi! I'm Larry. I'm the new Quality Control Specialist. I'm just really excited to be here!
Nice to meet you Larry.
So my kids would tell me, "DADDY! Why do you have to work so much?" I just told them that when you do what you love then you aren't working.
Pretty good, Larry.
I've got a 45 minute drive home. I need to boot scoot on out of here on the dot at 3pm.
End of day is 3:30 Larry.

by bigworm
7-13-19
I've been a monk in a few different places, and I'd really like to be a monk here.
What Order of Monks are you coming from?
Order?
Yes, Order.
Ummm... Pecking Order?

by bigworm
7-13-19
I would like to join your brotherhood.
What Order are you leaving?
The Brotherhood of Long Lived Farmers.
For what reason have you left the company of those Brothers?
They all died.

by bigworm
7-12-19
*WHEW*!!! Glad to get that bubble off my head. I called because I uh... I need to know that you love me, that's it!
Gotcha' gotcha' gotcha'! Maybe something like a little smite upside the head?
Ehhh... not really! That's more like ...showin' how much you care about me.
Yep, you're right about that! Let's see now...How about I have yer scrawny ass nailed to a cross???
Well, I think millions would think of that as the way you would prove your love for them, but I don't know about me.
Thank you Jesus!!! I'm goin' with it. It's proof for them that I love 'em and since you're my son, I don't care if you believe it or not!

by bigworm
7-12-19
I'm here!!! I'm here!!! What's your call about??? OVER! You call me then you're gone for 20 minutes!!! Then you ask me about Satan!!! WTF's that **** about???
Satan's poop?
I'm gonna' go with "Satan's poop..." that's my final answer.

by bigworm
7-12-19
'Trinity Pt.1' to 'Trinity Pt.2' Do you read me? Come in 'Pt.2'. Come in 'Pt.2'.
*whistlin' dixie*
Alrighty then! Is that you Dad? Come in 'Trinity Pt.1' Radio not working...STOP! Are you hanging out with Satan AGAIN?... STOP!

by bigworm
7-12-19
'Trinity Pt.2' calling 'Trinity Pt.1' Do you read me?
Not well as you should already know. Please put on your 'Interstellar Telephonic Headset' which you should already know is recquired for long distance calls... OVER!
*whistlin' dixie*

With Hurricane Barry headin' this way, I'd better board up this here broken door.
I wonder if I got some spare boards in the attic I ain't a usin'.
That should do 'er!

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