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by gabe_billings
Happy Birthday! I got you a present!
It's a dead raccoon with a ribbon wrapped around it.
Silly. The raccoon isn't your present.
Thank god. For a minute there...
I just used the raccoon to wrap it.
What the **** is wrong with you?

by DragonXero
Okay, I get that it's only fair we let the Europeans in, but why do we have to give up our tomahawks?
You just don't understand. Tomahawks are only made for killing others! they have no other use.
But they're bringing in boomsticks. We aren't even allowed to have boomsticks!
Look, we can't stop the illegal import of boomsticks, but we can at least stop children from hurting themselves with those filthy weapons.
Why can't Chief Omaha Banana at least let us keep the tomahawks to defend ourselves from the invading Christians?
You really think you're going to be able to stop a white man with a boomstick using a tomahawk?!

by DragonXero
There are hundreds of English colonists attacking any natives they see, and we're letting them in by the thousands.
Racist. They're just looking for opportunity.
It's just, we developed a way for them to mix with our culture and learn to speak our language, but they just come and murder us.
What would you do, build some kind of sea wall? Not like that would stop them!
We could at least do something. At this rate, we might all end up being forced to walk thousands of miles and stuffed into little camps.
Oh you are such a pessimist. We need more diversity!

by DragonXero
Northeast America, 1680
Contemplating Squirrel, I have to admit I'm concerned about all these Christians.
Don't be such a racist, Sitting Bird. We have to be inclusive and help them out. They're underpriveleged.
But they just murdered 250 Iroquois last week!
Those were just radical extremists! Most Christians are peaceful!
Okay, yeah, but do we really need to be giving them all corn and half our buffalo?
They're downtrodden and fleeing a tyrannical government! They're refugees!

by kaufman
Tell me, what are you looking at?
Let's see. With this eye that tree over there, with this one that house, with this one, that blade of grass, with this one, that nice pile of ****, with this one the cow, ...
with this one, the third bird flying up there, with this one, the person reading this comic, with this one that discarded beer bottle, with this one that other blade...
Sheesh. Never mind, forget I asked!
... of grass ... Hey, where are you going? I have 9,991 more things to tell you about!

by kaufman
And how was your meal, sir?
The pancakes were wonderful, the eggs delicious...
... but the cereal was awful! I've never tasted anything so bad. It was inedibly stale!
Of course it was, sir. We use only the most ancient of grains!

by kaufman
Hey, what are you doing?
Are you listening to me? How long have you been lying there?
Well, tell you what? If you've been doing it for that long, I have a job for you.

by kaufman
Lenin and McCommie
o/` It's been a hard day's night. And I've been working like a proletariat!
Oh yeah, I tell you something, I think you'll understand, When I say that something. I've got a five-year plan! o/`

by kaufman
Hi, Liz.
Hey, Bobby Sue, how was your date last night?
Awful, boring. He was no excitement whatsoever. I need something more! Where are all the bad boys?
Let me guess. You'd be turned on by being driven home by some drunk tattooed guy in a beat-up pickup who's missing a few teeth.
Oh, god, yes! That would be so romantic. But where would I find a guy like that?
I have good news. There's a new app available for download. It's called gUber.

by kaufman
2:00 PM: Takeoff ifrom Kathmandu
1:45 PM: Flying over Afghanistan
1:15 PM: Ready to land in Baghdad
Don't you love these Concordes?
Yeah, but not half as much as I dig weird time zones.

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