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by kaufman
11-01-17
Ok, this is the draft for our new fantasy Stripcreator league. You know the rules. You get 5 strippers, 2 paying, 3 unpaid; 2 characters, a background and 2 joke types. Abe, you have first pick.
I'll take anal sex jokes.
Oh ****. He's already won the league.

by kaufman
10-26-17
RING, RING!
Hello?
No, Mr. Gingrich, I've told you before, I have no idea whatsoever where your eye might be.

by kaufman
10-23-17
And then he screamed out, "Yo'phuthogugl!"
Oh my god! Then what?
What do you think? I just fell to the floor!
Laughing that hard?
Exactly. So I said, "Mr. Stallone, I think we'd better change her name to Adrian."

by kaufman
10-18-17
I'm starting to worry about the boy.
Everything was fine until we got there, and then he tensed up and started saying, "I see dead people."
He wouldn't stop until we left. He was creating quite the scene.
Well, maybe taking little Clark to Smallville Cemetery wasn't the best idea.

by kaufman
9-30-17
We are reporting live from the funeral of game show host Monty Hall. His long-time announcer, Jay Stewart, is approaching the casket ...
And now, per his will, one of the many mourners here has been selected to receive a bequest of $500.
Now, Mr. Hall's family is asking her if she wants to keep the money or trade it for what's in the box Jay Stewart is standing next to.
TAKE THE BOX! TAKE THE BOX!

by kaufman
9-30-17
Hey Gabe, do you know what happened to Japan? I don't see it down there.
Really? Hmmmmm ... you're right. Let me try to get some information on what happened.
select * from past 7 days where country = 'Japan';
You won't believe this. Our buddy Jesus ate it yesterday.
Oh crap. I told the kid a hundred times that he is NOT the Son of Godzilla.

by gabe_billings
9-11-17
Happy Birthday! I got you a present!
It's a dead raccoon with a ribbon wrapped around it.
Silly. The raccoon isn't your present.
Thank god. For a minute there...
I just used the raccoon to wrap it.
What the **** is wrong with you?

by DragonXero
9-08-17
Okay, I get that it's only fair we let the Europeans in, but why do we have to give up our tomahawks?
You just don't understand. Tomahawks are only made for killing others! they have no other use.
But they're bringing in boomsticks. We aren't even allowed to have boomsticks!
Look, we can't stop the illegal import of boomsticks, but we can at least stop children from hurting themselves with those filthy weapons.
Why can't Chief Omaha Banana at least let us keep the tomahawks to defend ourselves from the invading Christians?
You really think you're going to be able to stop a white man with a boomstick using a tomahawk?!

by DragonXero
9-08-17
There are hundreds of English colonists attacking any natives they see, and we're letting them in by the thousands.
Racist. They're just looking for opportunity.
It's just, we developed a way for them to mix with our culture and learn to speak our language, but they just come and murder us.
What would you do, build some kind of sea wall? Not like that would stop them!
We could at least do something. At this rate, we might all end up being forced to walk thousands of miles and stuffed into little camps.
Oh you are such a pessimist. We need more diversity!

by DragonXero
9-08-17
Northeast America, 1680
Contemplating Squirrel, I have to admit I'm concerned about all these Christians.
Don't be such a racist, Sitting Bird. We have to be inclusive and help them out. They're underpriveleged.
But they just murdered 250 Iroquois last week!
Those were just radical extremists! Most Christians are peaceful!
Okay, yeah, but do we really need to be giving them all corn and half our buffalo?
They're downtrodden and fleeing a tyrannical government! They're refugees!

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