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latest comics from people itsclark is following

by kaufman
7-28-15
Hey, Susan, why the long face?
Because I was so excited when I heard that after so many years, a new book by my favorite author had been discovered and would soon be released.
And then I got it and read it, and wouldn't you know it, the most beloved character, one whom I had based my moral compass on as a child, turned out to be a bigoted pig!
I didn't realize you were such an Atticus Finch fan!
Finch? What did he write? I'm talking about the Cat in the Hat.

by kaufman
7-21-15
ALL THOSE BROWN MEXICANS COMING OVER THE BORDER ARE DRUG DEALERS AND RAPISTS AND BABY EATERS!
You tell 'em, Donald!
WAR HEROES DON'T GET CAPTURED. JOHN MCCAIN WAS A LOSER, NOT A HERO!
USA! USA! USA!
SHARKNADO 3 IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! IT MAKES CITIZEN KANE LOOK LIKE DOG PISS!
What the **** is that putz talking about? I am so out of here.

by kaufman
7-14-15
Why are we reading this again? I PAID FOR ALL THESE COMICS SO I MAKE MYSELF READ THEM ALL. OK? That makes no sense. Please, shall we all read anything except this?
Gallium.
Germanium.
Except this! Go back! Goback goback goback goback goback goback!
yummm. my dik is bigg.
Praesodynium.
Tin.

by crabby
7-14-15
You don't love me. Do you ice statue man? You don't care at all. You aren't even real.
Fuck you ice statue man. I'm going to drill a hole where your ice anus should be and **** you like the ***** you are, ****. I'm going to just **** you and cum in your ice cavities until you melt away.

by crabby
7-14-15
I've spent all day carving this ice statue of my ideal man. He's rough and rugged, but also aloof. He cares about family, but he has his own thoughts.
Most importantly. He loves me and I love him. Tell me you love me ice statue man. Tell me what I need to hear...

by kaufman
7-09-15
Former coach John Madden said he was saddened by the passing of Ken Stabler.
Well, ****. We know he was no Lamonica, but if Madden felt that way, why didn't he just cut the guy?

by kaufman
7-09-15
Hey, I hear you got the new Madden 2015. How is the game?
Let me tell you, it's the best and most realistic one yet!
Really?
Yeah. I was playing Giants-Eagles yesterday and Jason Pierre-Paul sacked the quarterback ...
Pierre-Paul? But he's the one who just blew off half his hand in a fireworks accident.
Yup, and get this. Just like the great folks they are, 50,000 Philly fans offered him the finger.

by kaufman
7-07-15
DAMN!
What's the matter, honey?
Is it that letter? Did you get some bad news? What's it say?
It says ... "Boop."
Boop?
Yeah. Some of these play-by-mail Pong players are REALLY tough.

by kaufman
6-28-15
This is a very exciting day. In just a few moments, the New Horizons spacecraft will send back the first close-up pictures from Pluto!
Will you look at that! The strange, distant, unclassifiable member of our solar system and ... What's that down there? Can you zoom in please?
It looks like ... a sign.
ABOUT TIME YOU MADE IT HERE. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? --SECRETARIAT

by kaufman
6-27-15
Welcome to Eocene Park! Here you will see real live creatures from 50 million years ago. Creatures like the eohippus, the forerunner of today's horse!
An eohippus? WOW! What did you do? Get some of its DNA from fossilized mosquitoes and clone it and bring it to life?
Don't be silly. That stuff only happens in fantasy movies.
Oh.
No, we accelerated it to within a few miles an hour of the speed of light, and thanks to relativity, 50 million years had elapsed by the time it got back to earth.
Whatever. We have a lawyer with us. Can the eohippus eat him when he takes a dump?

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