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by kaufman
8-11-15
Americans are voting for stupid people. So my plan is to reanimate corpses with the brains of geniuses and have them vote. Now, Igor, bring me the brain of Albert Einstein!
Yes, Master!
The Einstein brain was not available. But I was able to get the brain of bridge legend Easley Blackwood.
A brilliant innovator and a great player. Yes, that should do nicely. Now, let us animate the body!
My beautiful creation! You're alive! Now go off to the polls and vote. But first tell me, how are you going to cast your ballot?
FOR ..... NO ..... TRUMP!!!!

by kaufman
8-06-15
You may go home, Tattoo. Unfortunately we will have no guests this weekend.
It seems that on their way over here, Mrs. Oglethorpe was bitten by a black mamba, and the Hardings were eaten by pythons.
Snakes on mother****ing de plane, Boss! Snakes on mother****ing de plane!

by kaufman
8-05-15
Ok, turn around once more, then go for it!
Nice job! Check out how you did.
Our neighborhood was so tough, at birthday parties, we'd play Pin the Jail on the Donkey!

by kaufman
8-05-15
Ok, so you're here, Dave, and so is Carl.
What about Herb? He said he'd be here.
Maybe one of you can call him and see where he is.
Sure, Jack. I'll just... Wait, I think I hear him coming.
This is really where the jokes come from.
Sorry I'm late, guys. Traffic was murder.
No problem. At least we now know it takes FOUR Abe Vigoda impersonators to change a lightbulb.

by kaufman
8-03-15
In the beginning, God created the Earth and placed man on it.
God eventually realized that he had not done something right.
So, God created light and confirmed it!
Ok, next batch I use less clay and add in some pigment. Albinos was a bad idea.

by kaufman
7-28-15
Hey, Susan, why the long face?
Because I was so excited when I heard that after so many years, a new book by my favorite author had been discovered and would soon be released.
And then I got it and read it, and wouldn't you know it, the most beloved character, one whom I had based my moral compass on as a child, turned out to be a bigoted pig!
I didn't realize you were such an Atticus Finch fan!
Finch? What did he write? I'm talking about the Cat in the Hat.

by kaufman
7-21-15
ALL THOSE BROWN MEXICANS COMING OVER THE BORDER ARE DRUG DEALERS AND RAPISTS AND BABY EATERS!
You tell 'em, Donald!
WAR HEROES DON'T GET CAPTURED. JOHN MCCAIN WAS A LOSER, NOT A HERO!
USA! USA! USA!
SHARKNADO 3 IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! IT MAKES CITIZEN KANE LOOK LIKE DOG PISS!
What the **** is that putz talking about? I am so out of here.

by kaufman
7-14-15
Why are we reading this again? I PAID FOR ALL THESE COMICS SO I MAKE MYSELF READ THEM ALL. OK? That makes no sense. Please, shall we all read anything except this?
Gallium.
Germanium.
Except this! Go back! Goback goback goback goback goback goback!
yummm. my dik is bigg.
Praesodynium.
Tin.

by crabby
7-14-15
You don't love me. Do you ice statue man? You don't care at all. You aren't even real.
Fuck you ice statue man. I'm going to drill a hole where your ice anus should be and **** you like the ***** you are, ****. I'm going to just **** you and cum in your ice cavities until you melt away.

by crabby
7-14-15
I've spent all day carving this ice statue of my ideal man. He's rough and rugged, but also aloof. He cares about family, but he has his own thoughts.
Most importantly. He loves me and I love him. Tell me you love me ice statue man. Tell me what I need to hear...

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