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by kaufman
10-17-14
You may ask yourself, who is the most tortured soul of all God's creations? The answer is Paul McCartney's guardian angel.
It all started in 1976 when the angel absentmindedly started singing an insipid tune performed by Paul and his band...
o/`Someone's knocking at the door, Somebody's ringing the bell ...
Wait a minute, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its Wings. I'm an angel, a bell's ringing, and now I'm getting some Wings. And it's THAT DAMNED SONG AGAIN!
o/`Someone's knocking at the door, Somebody's ringing the bell ...
Wait a minute, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its Wings. I'm an angel, a bell's ringing, and now I'm getting some Wings. And it's THAT DAMNED SONG AGAIN!

by kaufman
10-08-14
Inside the security office at a major airport ...
That man third in line just got in from Africa and he looks a little sickly. We'd better do away with him before he infects us all.
Roger that.
They quickly drop the suspected disease carrier to the bottom of the sea, believing that there he will no longer be a threat, BUT ...
Coming soon to Syfy: EBOLPHIN!
So long, and thanks for all the viruses.

by kaufman
10-07-14
I JUST BOUGHT A NEW iPHONE.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
AND I THINK I HAVE A BAD YEAST INFECTION, SO I DOUCHED WITH DRANO.
OOOOOOOOHHHHH!
You're not even listening to me, are you?
YES! YES! YES! HOLEEE SHIT!

by kaufman
10-07-14
They just opened a new Wal-Mart in town.
EEEEEEEEEEE!
It will run all the local shops out of business.
OOOOOOOOOH!
And so underpay its workers that they will have to suck millions from the government in food stamps, etc.
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

by kaufman
10-07-14
I WENT TO THE DOLLAR STORE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT A PENCIL
EEEEEEEEE!
IT'S VERY SHARP AND HAS AN ERASER ON THE END!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
As the water cooler begins cracking ...
AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO USE MY FINGER TO PICK BOOGERS OUT OF MY NOSE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by kaufman
10-07-14
I CAN NOW CALL OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE PHONES.
Is that what you can do with them?
Maybe we should get some. Then she could call us.

by kaufman
10-07-14
THEY JUST OPENED A CELL PHONE STORE DOWN THE STREET.
OOOOOOOOOH!
EEEEEEEEEEE!
AND I BOUGHT ... A PHONE!
WHEEEEEEEE!
OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!

by kaufman
9-24-14
I'd like to thank Richard Dreyfuss for coming on the show today, and now I have a surprise for my studio audience. I want each of you to look under your seat...
.... and you will find your very own GREAT WHITE SHARK!
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!
*urp*

by kaufman
9-10-14
Congratulations on winning CC 588. That comic was one of your best.
I know. No bigger losers than Congress, and I managed to pun all 535 of them in one strip.
It was hilarious. Just thinking about it gives me a Boehner.
Wait, what did you say?
I said that just thinking about it gives me a ...
FUCK! Of all those losers, how could I have forgotten Mr. Orange Sunshine himself? I'm ruined! I'll be disqualified! AAAAUUUGGGH!!!

by kaufman
9-06-14
You know, I dropped eight tabs of acid at the party last night.
I'm seeing deformed giant hallucinations coming out of my carpet, and I'm talking to them.
You do that every week. Everyone knows that.
Ah, but did you know I have a handkerchief here to match your tie?
Cool!

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