people itsclark is following
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latest comics from people itsclark is following 
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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| You been walking around on your high horse bragging about organizational hierarchy, well what has it got for you so far old man? | |
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| Look, after two games, I really don't know what you were expecting. You need to just calm down. I don't need you ransacking my home because of a difference of opinion on baseball. | |
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The year 1927 a young Franz Fitzman spends his first weekend in St. Louis...
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| On your knees you Cardinals loving *****! | |
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| Stop! My dad is US Marshall Stu Zaporitzwka! | |
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| And you say rent here is only 400 dollars a month? That seems amazingly cheap! And how did you say you knew my father? | |
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| Well you see, Ms. Fritzman, your father and I go a long ways back. I suppose he never spoke of his old friend Stu Zaporitzwka, but I've been owing him a favor for a long time now. | |
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| Hi, Honey! Hey, why are you packing up all your stuff? | |
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| *sigh* I'd hoped to just leave a note.
I'm leaving you. I've been seeing someone much, much smarter than you are, behind your back. | |
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| Wait a second! Is this an April Fool's prank? You're just ACTING like you're leaving me! | |
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| April F... Yes. That's right, sure. I'm just acting. | |
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| I'm just committing to the role. | |
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| Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you? | |
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| Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you? | |
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| Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ... | |
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| Hey, wanna go back to my place? | |
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| That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while? | |
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| I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer. | |
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| The sign outside says, "No interest for 5 years." Is that special still active? | |
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| I was interested in buying a sofa for my living room... | |
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| I said I was interested... | |
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| Yeah, that's what I thought you said. Look, you read the sign. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. | |
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