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by kaufman
5-18-16
You wouldn’t
believe
what just
happened
to
moi.

by ladyjdotnet
5-10-16
Dude, you should pull over. Ambulances have the right away.
Don't you mean the right of way?
Yeah, that's what I said, the right away.
*sigh* and that means...
...that they get to go right away, and you have to wait.

by kaufman
5-06-16
Most of the great authors were pretty infamous drunkards, but there were exceptions. O Henry's lips never touched a drop of alcohol.
He may have said that, but once I got him to have a drink solely by the power of suggestion.
Yeah, right.
No. really. We were having lunch in a place frequented by famous politicians, and I saw Hubert Horatio Humphrey and Herbert Hoover walk in.
So I said, "See H 3, see H 2, O. H." The rest is history.

by kaufman
3-31-16
What is this place?
Let me guess. You just got the new Google GPS device that can get you anywhere, took it on a road trip, and asked it for a good place to take a ****.
Uh, yeah. How did you know?
I was doing the same exact thing, on my way from Madison to Flagstaff, needed to take a dump, and it took me here.
Yup, exactly the same with me, except I was going across Pennsylvania. So just where are we?
Donald Trump's hair.

by kaufman
3-29-16
Last month I drove from Wisconsin to Arizona. Long trip, but a lot of fun.
Oh no, man, not the Wisconsin-Arizona route. I hear the restrooms along the way are terrible.
I wouldn't know. I drove across Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, couldn't pee, couldn't ****. Through Oklahoma, Texas, into New Mexico, nada.
That's awful! You must have been hurting.
You know it. Then finally a bit over an hour past Albuquerque, I went over this hill and everything just exploded out of me.
Don't tell me ... You hit the Incontinental Divide.

by kaufman
3-04-16
We begin tonight's news with the story of a blockbuster trade between the United States and the United Arab Emirates.
The US will be receiving the city of Dubai in exchange for Philadelphia and a river to be named later.
A spokesman says the US is excited to get this phenom city. Meanwhile, the Emirates say that they will rename Philadelphia to Abu Santaclaus.

by kaufman
2-23-16
There's a morals problem with our baseball team.
The gambling and drugs are one thing, but now they've taken it even further.
Yesterday I went into the locker room and caught the second baseman buggering the first baseman.
WHAT FUCKING WHO??

by kaufman
2-12-16
Write about something you see in nature.
Essay!
T-U-R-D
An exceptional report!
A
Why, Knight?

by kaufman
2-12-16
Oh ****, the mine's caved in. And you and Tim and I are the only ones down here.
We're going to be stuck down here and we'll probably starve to death. God, I'm already hungry.
You know, suddenly I feel less hungry. I think I'll take a nap.
Me too. Hmmm ... I wonder where Timothy went.
Hey, wake up. I think I hear rescuers coming to get us.
About time. It's scary when two people are trapped alone in a dark mine.

by kaufman
2-12-16
Day 1
Hey dude, you got a name or something?
Day 3
C'mon, man, tell me your name.
Day 9
Shit man, I let that horse go, but I never found out his name.

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