people ivytheplant is following

AccentuateNegative, andydougan, arbi, areallystupidguy, AtheistDiary, attitudechicka, BigEvilDan, biped, Blue666phoenix, BobRogers, boloboffin, boorite, Chi_The_Cynic, choadwarrior, cock, CowTipper, cpausti, Cre8tive13, DexX, DragonXero, evil_d, finn34, Freako, ftc, gabe_billings, Halcyon, Hatrix, HCRoyall, HotRodDeathToll, Humpenstein, JamesSchlong, jes_lawson, Kaddar, kaufman, KungChiFu, ladyjdotnet, leildavid, little_kitty, LuckyGuess, Matchbook_Romance, MikeyG, mmyers, niteowl, pisces, Ranger77, RedfeatheR, SilverPhoenix, Spankling, TheGovernor, themushroom, THESANDWICH, The_young_scot, thochaos, umfumdisi, UnknownEric, Zimri

latest comics from people ivytheplant is following

by arbi

by arbi
so my life these days
medicated, overworked underpaid it will only get worse
i come home from work force down some food jump into bed, hope to sleep a little
everything hurts at work. nice people tho.
turned down for plasma again today
too malnourished

thank you brad!!
by arbi, 2-16-19

by kaufman
This episode was scheduled to air on November 24, 1963.
Arf! Arf Arf. Rrrrruff!
What's that, Lassie?
Arf Arf Arf. Rarararrr!
Timmy stole a rifle from my gun cabinet and hooked the trigger to a timer?
For some reason, CBS never broadcast it, and destroyed the tapes
Ruff rufff! RRRRRarrrf!
And went to Texas and left it on a grassy knoll, ready to go off midday Friday? I'm going to have to have a talk with that boy.

by TheGovernor
I dated a girl once but we just didn't click
We did try following the plan and building a life together but she kept putting up walls
In the end I realised it was time to lego

by TheGovernor
I tried dating apps for a while but it never worked out
Why not?
I kept getting Catfished
That's awful
Perhaps I shouldn't have put down on my profile that I liked making love on steam trawlers

by kaufman
Wait a minute!
You're not wearing a bunny suit. Does that mean that you don't need to wear one to keep the aliens from making you want to kill yourself?
And you're not wearing a clown suit. I was going to ask you the same thing. I think we've been had.
Hey, do you think we ought to tell the blindfolded family over there that there's really nothing to worry about?

by choadwarrior
So you're saying this machine will let us visit infinite universes with infinite realities?
Yeah, including one where George Lucas never re-edits the original Star Wars trilogy.
Let's go there!
But we could end up in the one where his original edit with Luke moping around Tatooine with Biggs for a half hour was released.
I'm glad we stayed in the universe where we sit around and get baked.
Sure makes it easier to live in the only universe where Donald Trump is president.

I want to put these drug cartels out of business.
Have you thought of putting your name on them?
by choadwarrior, 2-05-19

Well, that worked out nicely.

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page