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by xACOM
11-22-02
Brandon you tool, you got out of jail?
Yeah, out on bail. My attorney tells me that they don't really have any evidence, so they'll probably drop the charges.
I still want to know what you two were doing in that synagogue with a bag of ham and cheese sandwiches.
Upon advice of my attorney, I can't talk about that.
Are you still saying you were writing an article about OO programming for a tittie magazine?
I take the fifth amendment.

by xACOM
11-21-02
Benyo, why the **** did you ****ing fire Newmark?
Because you told me to?
I'm not paying you to sit on your ass and then fire a midage wimp geek like Newmark! If I had wanted him canned I would have ****ing done it myself. Your job is to handle the tough cases.
Tough cases?
You are a ****ing fireman. You do nothing in the station house until there is some *risk*, and then we call you in. We don't ask you to put out a ****ing cigarette.
No cigarettes. Right boss.

by xACOM
11-19-02
Look Jerry, there has been some sort of mixup. You aren't actually fired right now.
Right now?
I mean you just aren't fired. Look, go back to work and I'll straighten everything out. Trust me. Have I ever let you down before?
You're joking, right?
Am I?
Let's not get into it.

by xACOM
11-18-02
Don, what on earth is going on? You hired Benyo and are firing me? You think that Benyo can do my job?
Benyo's going around firing people? I have no idea what you are talking about.
Funny, that's not what Benyo just told me. His idea is that it came straight from you.
Trust me, this has nothing to do with me.
I wonder why I don't believe you? Could it be the company's past history of transparency with the employees?
Well, whatever, you can trust me now!

by xACOM
11-18-02
Tom, police are mum about the nature of the synagogue incident, because of fears that it could be related to terrorist activity.
While neither of the two perpetrators is from an Arab country, sources disclose that one of the two is from London.
Terrorism experts speculate that he may have had ties to airline shoe bomber Richard Reid.
One odd detail is that after the attack, a bag of ham and cheese sandwiches was found in the back of the temple.
Police believe that the bag may have been boobytrapped.
The police bomb squad unit removed the bag to a safe place and blew it up.

by xACOM
11-13-02
This is NY1 news. The temperature is 51 degrees at 10AM. Our top story this morning...
Police are not providing details on a small riot that happened last night in a synagogue in Manhattan. Jane Cummins reports.
Tom, witnesses tell us that last night, two men went into this synagogue on Charles Street.
Witnesses conflict on what happened next, but all agree that synagogue members thought the two were making antisemitic statements.
7 people are in the hospital, including one of the visitors, and police have taken an additional 3 people into custody, including the other visitor.
James and Brandon are just such tools!

by xACOM
11-12-02
What are you saying, Benyo? Are you firing me? I don't get it.
Sorry Jerry, nothing personal.
How can you fire me? You don't even work here yet.
Don gave me this task, so I'm doing it.
But you have no idea what it is I do here or how I've been doing it.
Give me a break! When has the management of this company ever known anything like that before firing someone?

by xACOM
11-11-02
Hey Benyo! What are you doing around here?
Hi Jerry - I'm taking to Don about a new position in management. It seems like pretty much a formality at this point.
Hey, that's great. It'll be good to have you back aboard.
Yeah. I'm looking forward to working with Don and the rest of the old team again.
So how's the family?
Fine, fine. I'll fill you in on all the details as I watch you pack up your desk and escort you from the building.

by xACOM
11-09-02
So who is doing the tech work on Keyspan anyway?
Different people are workinng on different things. Why don't you come to our team meeting this afternoon?
Who is running that meeting?
Jerry. Since he's the most experienced here, we generally let him take charge.
So you'd say he's the Senior Technical Director on Keyspan?
Why do I have a feeling this is a trick question?

by xACOM
11-07-02
Hey, Mike, what are you doing around here?
Hi Deb - I've been talking to Don about taking a management position. I'll be working on improving efficiency and competitiveness.
They aren't making you regional president or something?
No. Right now I am examining at the team structures here in the New York office. I'm starting with Keyspan.
Meaning that Scales wants you to look for someone to cut?
Whatever gave you that idea?

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