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by atomiclunch
The ***** you demanded, my Lord.
How the hell am I supposed to eat that? It's barely a mouthful! You are crap at this minion gig, Doug, you know that?
Forgive me, my liege. I will find more suitable ***** for your tastes.
You'd better. I don't like disappointment!
What would you have me do with this one, then?
Meh, leave it. I could use a good hump.

by atomiclunch
Get out my way, mother****er. I gotta get this crumb to the nest!
Zip it, ant! Don't make me step on you!
So, you got your ass handed to you by a colony of ants?
No, just the one.

by atomiclunch
Okay Maura, i'll need to take your temperature with this rectal thermometer so if you'd just bend over for me.
One sec!
Maura, why'd you drop a deuce in the office?
Just makin' room!

by atomiclunch
Feel better?
Decidedly. And I didn't have to break up our conversation.
I know i'll be sorry I asked but what do you do with it when it's, uh, full?
I generally head to the restroom when it's convenient and dispose of it.
Must be hard to flush, huh?
Shoot, that's nothing compared to waffle stomping one down the shower drain.

by atomiclunch
Come again?
They're like, the greatest thing ever! You can go to the bathroom without having to stop what you're doing! I'm surprised that everyone isn't using them!
You're going right now, aren't you?

by atomiclunch
Happy birthday, 'Lunch! How old are you now?
The big Five-Seven. Not really a milestone. Just old and busted up.
Hey, it's not all bad. You're still upright and you don't need those diapers, right?
Define "need", Rags.
I mean, you're not incontinent or anything, right?
Heavens no. I just need them because they're so damned awesome!

by atomiclunch
Okay guys, keep the camera on HIM! Do not point it over there, we don't want to go to jail, today!
Okay, squeeze it. Yeah. Bop it. Rub it. Twist i- uunnggh nuungh! Okay, let's go play kickball and zzzzzzzz......
Heh, that was cute, it was so high-pitched. What do you think, Drex?
CUT! We'll try to fix this in post!

by atomiclunch
"You getting this, guys?"
Helper, eh? This some new machine that ol' dad is gonna have to um, "safety check" for ya?
Ha! No. Suzy's gonna give me a, heh, "hand".
Chip off the old block! I'm so proud right now! Wait! Suzy?!
That's your SISTER, you little deviant! What are you thinki-
Okay Suze, let's DO this! ________________ I have the binoculars and some jergens! ________________ Best sister ever!

by atomiclunch
Seems like we're in a grey area here but... why not? You're a kid, might as well stick with your age group. Don't make a public spectacle of it, though.
Cool! Thanks dad, I'm gonna do it right now!
Hang on, Ethan. Uh, how are you gonna work up a good HUUNNGH NNUUUNGH with no hands?
Got it covered, pop!
I've arranged a helper!

by atomiclunch
Everyone, this is my son, Ethan. Can this wait, son, daddy's making a PSA and -
That's what the question is about, Dad.
I guess that's alright, then. Hit me!
Well, I'm a kid, so is it okay if *I* whip the one-eyed wonder worm to, say, Gretchen across the street when she's playing with her wading pool?

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