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by atomiclunch
2-23-19
Meanwhile on Planet NFPD-15
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Hi, i come in peace. I'm Captain Kirk.
Nice to meet you. I come frequently. They call me Cap'n Kink!
Hey Scotty, beam down an all-female away team. I think we've found a new homeworld!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-23-19
You do know you can't just ASK to get in, right?
But you promised me when I was young that...
Let me go see if you're even in my Book!
Don't you recall when I was a kid? You had that OTHER gig going on! And where are all the elves?
70 years earlier.....
Can I go into your workshop, Santa?
Not today, lil Abe. But I promise, when you get a bit older, just ask!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-23-19
Suck a ****?
Whoa!
Guess not!
No good alien ******!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-22-19
Hi! Hello? HELLO? Gee, what a snob!
I'm not into beatstiality, dude!
I was just trying to be friendly. Goodbye young man!
I gotta admit. That was one NICE ****!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-22-19
You thirsty, Frick?
Considering where we are, you KNOW I am, Frack!
Maybe that sunburnt dude over there will do us a solid & give us some liquid! Ya think?
I dunno, Frack! He's got that "Evil Genius" lookin' vibe thingy goin' on! I'll ask him.
Yo...Tan Man! How's about some "Drinks on the House"!
I'll have the ****tail waitresses bring you both a snack of Saltines, sand & ground glass with a gravel chaser tout suite!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-22-19
You're to be beheaded at dawn!
Is this poor shepherd allowed a last request to "ամուսնական"?
It depends! What's "ամուսնական"?
It means a conjugal visit with the love of my life! Will you allow it?
Turns out the jailer was a romantic!
I promise to be gentle as ever, my beloved!
B.S. as usual!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-21-19
I don't know, son!
Please, boss! Please, please please! Ya gotta let me. Gimme a break!
Please, boss! I'm beggin' ya here! I'm BEGGIN'! Please, please PLEASE!
What the hell...ok!
A short time later at the watercooler...
What's with Skagg, Ted? He's going around to each Dept. head and telling them how they're doing everything all wrong!
I figured as much when I heard him in the bosses office begging to "differ".

by Makin_d_bacon
2-21-19
Hey there Pops, why so SERIOUS?
Will you please stop with the "Joker" quotes and look what's happening down there!
I see the Olympic Committee having a meeting!
They're including a new sport into the 2024 Games in France. "Break-Dancing"!
Jesus!
Quit talking to yourself, boy!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-20-19
...the Rich & Infamous!
This waiting is just killing me!
I hope that doctor knows what he's doing!
I have good news and bad news! The good news is... that Mr. Gere will live. The bad news is...that the gerbil didn't!
Dick did DEEPLY love his little pet...and often too!

by Makin_d_bacon
2-20-19
Looks like Whoopi Goldberg is gonna host the Oscars.
That's PERFECT!
WHAT? But thought you hated...
Oh, but I DO, mon ami! I certainly DO!
I see! Whoopi gives you the perfect reason NOT to watch!
Sometimes his "Kreskinish" abilities just scare me to death!

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