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by choadwarrior
2-16-20
So I'm sitting there on my tuffet and you won't believe what happened next!
What?
A spider sat down beside me!
Oh my god! What were you doing on the tuffet?
Eating my curds.
No whey!

Of course, the answer is yes, Pete! But, why did you propose to me next to murder scene?
I figured getting married would ultimately be the death of me, so I thought it was the most appropriate location, Laura.
Oh, okay.
So, after hearing all that, you still want to marry me?
Of course, baby!
Fuck.

♫ ♫ Take a stairway to heaven.. ♫ ♫
♫♫ ...on a dark desert highway to... ♫ ♫
♫♫ SWEET HOME, ALABAMA!! ♫ ♫
JUST TELL ME WHERE THE GODDAMNED RESTROOM IS, GUITAR MAN!!!

There's nobody here!
This place is wide open!
I can't believe my hard-earned taxes are being wasted on a bunch of books nobody's reading!
I can't believe there's all these books, I haven't been reading them!
Not that any of these young idiots can actually read!
Oh, wait... I can't actually read!

Dad..?
Yes, Billy?
Who's the real G.O.A.T.?
Kobe Woods!
You really don't know **** about sports, do you?

You have been FOREWARNED!
Ha, ha... Just kidding, Randolph!
Can I get some eats up in this *****? Randolph?

Meanwhile, back at the car bar...
Is she a cat? No, she can't be a cat! But, she looks like a cat! Damn, I'm so confused!
But, I have to say something...
I like your hair.
Thank mew!

Meanwhile, we join Stickboy checking out the sound-dampening accoustics in his new hallway...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Are these great accoustics or what?)
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Well... What do you think?
Did you just say I stink?
Think.
Stink?
THINK!! THINK!!
I need to go stinky.

I thought Gal Gadot and I would hook up, but we never could sync up our schedules...
I guess it was just a matter of bad timing!
I'll bet she's a real good clocksucker!
Yeah, but I hear her ***** smells a little fishy.
HEY!!

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