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Pokey runs into a coughing Chinese girl...
AAAAAAAAAAAA...
*cough*
...AAAAAAAAAAAA...
*cough*
(His reaction was expected.)
...AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*cough*

Hey, Jesus... I beat the Coronavirus!
Yeah, I had to take a ****load of hydroxychloriquin, which ate away my skin, but I beat it! YAYYYY!!!
Yay.
Why do you have a mask on? I mean, being the Son of God, don't you have some kind of super-immunity?

by atomiclunch
4-26-20
Juat run to the pharmacy and get this filled, and you'll be lickin' splits lickety split!
Thanks Doc!
Nurse Chesty?
Ay! Where'd he go?
Worst case of lice I've seen in here since 'Lunch spent the night in RCLG's guest room.
Fetch me the flamethrower, please. The really BIG one. They're talking about ataging a takeover of the maternity ward.

Hearing that bulging eyes are a tale-tell sign of COVID-19 infection...
...Roger and Randolph stared at each other, frozen in fear for twenty-three minutes.
Until:
I got these bulging eyes from putting expired Visine in my eyes!
I got my by walking in on Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore sixty-nining!

I'm sorry I had to kill your dog, ma'am, but he was infected with COVID-19...
You shot Old Yeller??
No, I sawed him in half... He yelped like a little ***** the whole time!
Wouldn't have been more humane if you had shot him?
Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

Hearing that a swollen tongue is a tale-tell sign of COVID-19 infection...
...Wigu and Adam stared at each other in fear for minutes.
Until:
I got this swollen tongue from drinking scalding coffee!
I got mine from eating Madonna's *****!

by kaufman
4-24-20
Hey everyone, I've got an idea. Inject yourself with bleach. It will protect you from the covfefid-19 virus.
Oh no, Uncle Ernie has died of the coronavirus. What will I do with him?
Just drop him in the washing machine, and your clothes will come out whiter than white.
Gee, thanks, Mr. President!

What's this..?
Oh, I guess they finally found my father's lost severed arm from his fatal car accident.
HOW FUCKING LAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO JUST LAY IT ON TOP OF THE GRAVE???

Stare at the cap...
Stare at the cap...
Are you undoing my zipper?
Yeah. Why?

Everything is cleaned and sterilized, sir...
THANK YOU!!
You're now ready for business when the lockdown ends!
YAY!!!
What's with the axe?
TO KILL ARROGANT LIBERAL ZOMBIES WHO THINK THEY'RE SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!

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