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by jezdzi
4-25-01
shucks. sure is swell out here with nature all day!
fucking land mines.

 

by jezdzi
4-25-01
it's beautiful grassy meadows like this that make me appreciate life.
doesn't it make you want to run and skip and jump?
i'm not getting off the cheese.
please?

 

by jezdzi
4-25-01
aloha, bartender!
how about whipping me up a pina colada?
no one respects tiki gods anymore.
i just wish he'd figure out that i'm not a coaster.

 

by jezdzi
4-26-01
what's wrong ted? you look a little down.
it's my weight, jim.
i just don't think women will find me attractive anymore.
i think you just need a little more self-confidence.
how could you know my pain, wormface?

 

by jezdzi
4-26-01
kids, just remember to be safe this independence day
oh yeah, oh yeah, i'm gonna go set something on fire with this molitov cocktail!
yippie! i have a pipe bomb in my pocket!
what looks like fun at first can quickly turn deadly, or worse!
i sure did kill myself!
i blew my own hand off.
i'm glad you know better than to have fun, jimmy.
i'm gay!

 

by jezdzi
4-26-01
hello fred savage. i come in peace.
i guess you'll want to be probing my ass now, huh?
what? no! i want to share knowledge and art with you, enriching both our cultures mutually.
well you may probe my ass, but i won't enjoy it!
i knew i should have picked up gary coleman instead.
my ass hurts. i knew it.

 

by jezdzi
4-26-01
peanuts may have gone bad.
but it feels so good.

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