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by MikeyG
1-10-12
So, do you think we keep doing this because of familiarity, or that we just don't find anyone else attractive?
Or do you think we keep having sex with each other because we're so self-possessed its like banging ourselves?
I dunno. I just really like the way you take it in the face.

by MikeyG
4-27-07
Ay ee aye oh yoo ay ee aye oh yoo....Holy crap, I hope he didn't catch me making those stupid faces.
Hey Jim, what's up? Want to hear some ****ed-up ****?
Uh...sure!
Gary down in Receiving got into an accident on his motorcycle yesterday, got half his face ripped off by the ground.
Oh my GOD! That's horrible!
Yeah, but not as horrible as those faces you were just making.

by MikeyG
4-22-07
It's times like this I remember why I embarked on this mission. The Earth looks so placid and calm in the context of the surrounding space.
What's amazing, really, is the fact that the closer you get to the actual planet, the more activity and ultimately chaos you begin to see on the surface.
You really are a pretentious ****er, aren't you?
Don't forget "lonely".

*Don't be afraid to spit on my *******, honey, SPIT ON IT!*
by MikeyG, 9-12-05

by MikeyG
5-25-05
ANALYSIS INDICATES:
"RIPE PEAR" PRADA BUTTON-DOWN BLOUSE WITH MATCHING "RIPE PEAR" SEGMENTED HANDBAG
I'm really glad I brought you shopping with me, Calculor 5000.
ANALYSIS INDICATES:
MANOLO BLAHNIK "CENTURY GREEN" LACE SANDALS WITH DOLCE & GABBANA "SEA FOAM GREEN" BELT
Awesome! Now, show me a bottom for that outfit!
*ERROR ERROR ERROR*
STACK FAILURE, ASS PARAMETERS TOO BROAD

by MikeyG
5-15-05
*knock knock*
We're just about to enter the home of the next American Family, here on.... AN AMERICAN FAMILY!
The family from last week was disembowelled by their estranged father, who then danced naked in their entrails before choking to death on his own feces.
Mrs. Googiewitz?
I once ****ed every member of the Police Academy 3 cast.

by MikeyG
5-13-05
What do you call it when a certain red-mustachiod stripcreator user falls on you?
Kauf drops.

by MikeyG
5-11-05
What's the problem, Father Monahan?
Little Timmy O'Toole defecated on me!
Ah, I thought I smelled something amiss.
This is an outrage!
Tell me how it happened.
Well, I'd just put my ***** in when...

by MikeyG
5-09-05
What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies?
The live one in the middle eating his way out.

After years of searching, I've discovered that the meaning of life is...
by MikeyG, 4-22-05

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