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latest comics from people kane2742 is following

by crabby
6-17-19
Have you seen my socks?
Have you checked your feet?
Wow! I don't know what I'd do without you babe.
I hate this planet.

by crabby
6-17-19
So I got Mom and Dad tickets to Medieval Times for their anniversary. If you could just chip $450 to cover your half then we can say it's from the both of us.
A night at Medival Times does not cost $450 for two people.
Oh! Well, I had a groupon.
Oh ok. That makes sense.
So yeah, you can give me cash or Cash App me or Pay Pal, but I won't take a check. Not after last time.
I just don't want to pay to have the corpses of my parents hauled off to a night at Medieval Times. They've been dead for 35 years, Karl. Move on.

by AngryAmerican
6-16-19
I love being offended by something. Whenever I can wake up and choose something to be offended by, I know it's gonna be a great day.
Oh my God! Me Too! Recreational Outrage is totally my new favorite thing! I feel so indignant yet righteous, all at the same time!!
It's like cathartic to troll Facebook and look for things that enrage me. Like objectionable views give me an endorphin dump or something!
Like totally! The other day I commented about how like all those guys who stormed some beach were probably all racists and deserved to die anyway.
OMG! Yesterday I posted that women should just stab Pro-Life guys in the balls so they can't make more little brainwashed Pro-Lifers!
CASTRATE ALL MEN!!!!!

by AngryAmerican
6-16-19
Hey pal, dis part of the yard is fer cats only. Now scram, ya mug.
Yeah dat's right, dis is our part of the yard. Youse better beat it, Sally.
But I self identify as a cat.
The continued anthropomorphication of domesticated animal species is getting out of hand.
Is dis ****in mook loopy or what?

"What are you doing for 'Show and Tell', Butch?"
I'm going to circumcise Gary, Miss Crabbynipple.
"Sounds dangerous... Do you have any experience in circumcision?"
None at all!
"How do you feel about that, Gary?"
Scared!
I'M GOING TO ACCIDENTLY CUT OFF YOUR ENTIRE PENIS IF YOU DON'T STOP SHAKING!!!!

Meanwhile, back on Planet You're-On-My-Bench-Fuck-You x3 WTF...
You're on my bench!
Fuck you!
You're on my bench!
Fuck you!
You're on my bench!
Fuck you!

Every evening, Crabby stands outside his home feeding his baby, waiting for his wife to return home from work...
Mommy will be coming home anytime, baby Ashley!
The sad part is his wife left him seven years ago!
Anytime now...
What's even sadder is his baby was stillborned seven years ago (which is coincidently why his wife left him!)
*sniff* Smells like you're overdue for a changing, baby Ashley!

Aaaahhhhhh...
There's nothing like scratching your ass crack on a table leg!
You know, we eat off that table!
You also eat out my butthole during sex, so what's your point?

by crabby
6-11-19
So tell me about a typical day at your current position.
I have no idea what that means.
What do you do at your current job.
Well, I show up and do my job.
Thank you for applying. We'll contact you if you're chosen for the next steps in the hiring process.
I look forward to hearing from you.

by crabby
6-11-19
So I was reviewing potential candidates on Indeed last night and I happened to come across your information. Are you looking for other jobs? Should I be concerned about you leaving your position?
I go on Indeed from time to time. Mainly to check to make sure my job isn't being posted. I don't want to be caught by surprise like what happened to my predecessor.
No one wants you replace you.
Then we have nothing to worry about. I merely keep an updated resume on file if it's ever needed.
We're going to have to let you go. We can't have a Production Supervisor that isn't dedicated to the role. We'd like you to stay onboard for up to another six months as part of our transition process.
Oh wow! Well, I've been looking for a new job so we'll see how long it takes me to find one and then you can go **** yourself.

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