Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  kaufman  
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by kaufman
10-17-01
At the Awards Dinner:
Gabe, now that you've been named Obsessive-Compulsive of the Year for your selfless assistance in the building of Megaball, what will your next project be?
I want to contribute some string I have to the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.
Gabe doesn't realize that that twine ball may no longer be America's largest, but it remains the largest built BY A SINGLE INDIVIDUAL.
Can I add some twine?
I'm afraid not.
Minnesota has armed law enforcement and National Guard personnel ready to preserve the sanctity of that achievement.
Wait a minute, Minnesota doesn't have armed kangaroos!
Look, if you want DexX to draw a psychotic polar bear, you tell him!
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