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by choadwarrior
2-20-18
A long time ago, in a casting office far, far away...
I heard you have good news for me!
Remember that audition you did for The Star Wars? 20th Century just called and you got a part!
It isn't Biggs, is it? I'm pretty sensitive about my weight and I'd hate to be teased about being the big guy named Biggs.
No, you're going to be Biggs' wingman and you have a close-up death scene after you take out some enemy guns so the heros can win the battle.
I'm in. What's this guy's name?
Porkins.

by choadwarrior
2-18-18
I'm confused.
The sedation is wearing off.
What happened?
I had to fill a few cavaties.
I came in for a tetanus shot.
You can clean up in the sink.

by evil_d
2-15-18
Hey man, can I come in? I don't have a bunch of dudes inside me or anything.
That's a really weird thing to mention.
What? No. I'm just saying, is all.
It's just, like, most people aren't full of dudes. It's assumed. You know? So why bring it up?
Hey man, I'm cool. That's all I'm saying. If I was bootlegging a bunch of Greek soldiers or whatever, I'd have to tell you. That's the law, right? So can I come in?
Alright, whatever.

by Namgubed
2-13-18
I am Arnold Schwarzenegger!!
Well? Did you tell him his name sounds racist?
I shat my pants!

by choadwarrior
2-07-18
One of our faculty has been nominated for the Wang Award
I don't know what that that is, but I want that award...
It's not what you think.
...even if I can't display it on my bookshelf.
I happen to know the person it is named after.
Milton Berle?

by choadwarrior
2-04-18
Eureka! I've finally discovered a way to sex fossils.
How does it work?
Brace yourself.

by choadwarrior
2-03-18
Sooo...I just talked to God and He wants ritual circumcision for all the men.
Sounds fun! What is it?
We slice off the foreskin because He says it was a mistake what with all the funk wandering the desert causes up there.
Slice off. With a knife?
Unless you can think of something better.
Can we just wash our ****s?

by evil_d
2-01-18
I had the largest audience ever to witness an inauguration, period.
You tell 'em Donald. Those aerial photographs were obviously doctored.
45.6 million people watched my State of the Union speech. The highest number in history!
And who wouldn't tune in, just to hear the sound of your melodious voice?
When I was ****ing that porn star, I gave her the most orgasms. No porn star has ever had so many orgasms, believe me.
Love 'em and leave 'em, that's what we religious conservatives say.

by choadwarrior
1-27-18
Did you lose weight?
No.
You look different.
I bought bigger pants.

by evil_d
1-26-18
Why does Carrot Top call himself "Carrot Top"? I get that he has orange hair, but the tops of carrots aren't actually orange; they're green.
The "Top" in his name doesn't refer to a carrot's top; it refers to his top. He's saying that the top of his head is colored like a carrot.
If he wanted to say that the top of his head were colored like the top of a carrot, he'd have to call himself "Carrot Top Top".
Somebody call me?

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