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| So you have a last minute date with the nice one? | |
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| Yes, the most precious of all. I had no chance to craft grandiose plans so the gusts of whim will just have to wisk us off to somewhere enchanting... | |
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| ... Perhaps a waggish traipse on wet coblestone or even some heedful auditioning of wharfside concerti. | |
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| So how much did you throw at the model to get him to mack on you last night? | |
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| I left the club with just enough for cab fare... without a tip. | |
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