Introducing... Robo-Jury! Sick of indecisive human juries? Then you need Robo-Jury! His positronic guilt-o-matic processor delivers instant verdicts, and suggested punishments instantly!
LET ROBO-JURY SHOW YOU...
My family are starving, and my brother Timmy is so sick. I didn't think the shop would miss one loaf of bread, especially since I found it in the bin out back.
ROBO-JURY FINDS YOU... GUILTY! CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE A GRAPE BETWEEN THE FINGERS OF A VENGEFUL IRON GOD.
"Also available... Pocket Robo Jury"
I just can't decide whether to get a Gamecube, a Playstation 2 or an X-Box!
bzzt! - Pocket Robo-Jury says spend all the money on booze!
