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by crabby
There was a time I never would have even considered living in the suburbs. You'd have to be out of your gourd! I need vintage thrift stores! I need vintage vinyl within a 10 block radius!
So what made you change your mind?
Nothing. I moved to the forest.
This forest is just a small wooded area inside of the gated community you live in.
I'm old and cranky. I'm not stupid! I don't need you coming into my forest and telling me the ways of the world and the birds and the bees. What do you know about life?

by crabby
Dr. Bacon... Give it to me straight. Will my **** work?
Billy, what if I told you that everything is part of something, but in the end nothing really matters?
Are you trying to distract me from a broken **** with an existential crisis?
I'm not going to lie to you Phillip. Your **** won't be great.
LOL! Fuck you, Dr. Bacon!

by crabby, 7-17-12

by crabby
Ahh... A wonderful day for stripcreating. You can sense that need of creative outlet in the air. Seems like as good a time as any for an up and comer like iconoclastic here to enter a comic contest.
His entry is in... iconoclastic plays it over in its mind like it's no big deal. Just another contest, but still that burning desire for recognition burns like the sinewy underbelly of the sun.
iconoclastic has lost... Worse yet, it was to RandomComicLayoutGuy. That guy is the ****ing worst. Seriously, this guy is winning contests? Remember when Stripcreator was cool? Neither do I.

by crabby

by crabby
Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question.
How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios?
Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart.

by crabby
You been walking around on your high horse bragging about organizational hierarchy, well what has it got for you so far old man?
Look, after two games, I really don't know what you were expecting. You need to just calm down. I don't need you ransacking my home because of a difference of opinion on baseball.
The year 1927 a young Franz Fitzman spends his first weekend in St. Louis...
On your knees you Cardinals loving *****!
Stop! My dad is US Marshall Stu Zaporitzwka!
And you say rent here is only 400 dollars a month? That seems amazingly cheap! And how did you say you knew my father?
Well you see, Ms. Fritzman, your father and I go a long ways back. I suppose he never spoke of his old friend Stu Zaporitzwka, but I've been owing him a favor for a long time now.

by crabby
We're looking for people who have an ability to work well with others. Can you work well with others?
I loooove wqorking with others. I'm very comfortable in groups as well.
Do you feel that you'd leave everyone feeling satisfied in a group situation? Are you more of a leader or a follower?
Why don't you just shove your elf **** straight through my jack-o-lantern eye and find out.
You're hired!
Your **** is still not in my jack-o-lantern eye.

by crabby
Wait a second... You look VERY familiar.
It's me, Ken. We've worked together for 12 years. I work in sales.
You're Ken from shipping and receiving!
I worked in the warehouse part-time while I was still going to school. That was 9 years ago.
That's a shame. I liked shipping and receiving Ken.
So did I.

by crabby
Hi, I'm Dale. How are you this evening?
No... No... That's all wrong. Come on, Dale old buddy! Do it right!
Hi, I'm Dale! How are you this evening?

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