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by crabby
Ahh... A wonderful day for stripcreating. You can sense that need of creative outlet in the air. Seems like as good a time as any for an up and comer like iconoclastic here to enter a comic contest.
His entry is in... iconoclastic plays it over in its mind like it's no big deal. Just another contest, but still that burning desire for recognition burns like the sinewy underbelly of the sun.
iconoclastic has lost... Worse yet, it was to RandomComicLayoutGuy. That guy is the ****ing worst. Seriously, this guy is winning contests? Remember when Stripcreator was cool? Neither do I.

by crabby

by crabby
Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question.
How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios?
Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart.

by crabby
You been walking around on your high horse bragging about organizational hierarchy, well what has it got for you so far old man?
Look, after two games, I really don't know what you were expecting. You need to just calm down. I don't need you ransacking my home because of a difference of opinion on baseball.
The year 1927 a young Franz Fitzman spends his first weekend in St. Louis...
On your knees you Cardinals loving *****!
Stop! My dad is US Marshall Stu Zaporitzwka!
And you say rent here is only 400 dollars a month? That seems amazingly cheap! And how did you say you knew my father?
Well you see, Ms. Fritzman, your father and I go a long ways back. I suppose he never spoke of his old friend Stu Zaporitzwka, but I've been owing him a favor for a long time now.

by crabby
We're looking for people who have an ability to work well with others. Can you work well with others?
I loooove wqorking with others. I'm very comfortable in groups as well.
Do you feel that you'd leave everyone feeling satisfied in a group situation? Are you more of a leader or a follower?
Why don't you just shove your elf **** straight through my jack-o-lantern eye and find out.
You're hired!
Your **** is still not in my jack-o-lantern eye.

by crabby
Wait a second... You look VERY familiar.
It's me, Ken. We've worked together for 12 years. I work in sales.
You're Ken from shipping and receiving!
I worked in the warehouse part-time while I was still going to school. That was 9 years ago.
That's a shame. I liked shipping and receiving Ken.
So did I.

by crabby
Hi, I'm Dale. How are you this evening?
No... No... That's all wrong. Come on, Dale old buddy! Do it right!
Hi, I'm Dale! How are you this evening?

by crabby
Stop right there invisible man. You would have fooled me if you weren't wearing that stolen police uniform,
Who the **** are you talking to mother ****er? Just because I'm a black man you think I stole this uniform? I've been on the force 27 years. I've been assigned personal guard duty for the mayor.
Look invisible man, don't try and play the race card. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR SHIT!
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER! ... I'm still wearing my camo from paintball this weekend aren't I? Let me show you some I.D. and a brief glimpse at my pubic hair to prove my authenticty.
You check out.
Not so fast. It's time to show me some I.D. and pubes, mother ****er.

by crabby
I received a page at my desk saying the police were requesting my presence in the lounge. You wanted to ask me a few questions?
Your name is Kim? You wanna explain that to me?
My name is Ken Kim.
Ken Kim? Ken Kim? You some type of North Korean?
South Korean.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

by crabby
I work here officer!
Mmmmmmhmmmm... I'm gonna need to see some I.D. and get a blood, urine and hair sample.
I've worked for this company, 26 years! I'm a senior engineer.
You calling me racist? You think I just came here to **** with you because you're a black man?
Yes. That is what I think.
Shut your mouth, old man!

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