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by crabby
Davidson, you seem disgruntled lately. If this is about the 2% pay decrease you've been forced to take on, I want you to know I understand your pain.
With all due respect it has become common knowledge that while the lower management teams have taken a 2% cut that the middle management teams actually received 4% bonuses.
I would be lieing if I said that was a lie, however, it does not change the truth and I'm sorry you take these occurences personally.
Is there any chance we could work out something else? Perhaps oral sex?
Excuse me? The best I can offer is that the company will reimburse you 20% on all purchases of new work slacks. Just give your receipts from approved vendors to Deneen in accounting.

by crabby
Tomorrow is my three month evaluation. It brings an end to my internship period and if the company chooses to bring me on full time I'll be eligible for a 4% raise and finally have health benefits.
Benjamin. As you know when you signed your introductory period papaerwork upon employment we resertve the right to let any persons go at any time for any reason during our evaluation period.
With that being said, we wish you the best on your future endeavors. I will be escorting you out of the building and to the parking lot. Please grab your things.

by crabby
One of the robot lines is down. I've alerted the field lead who in turn reported the issue to the director of operations.
So... How will we make robots in the mean time? We need 1600 robots to ship to Finland by the end of the week? How much loss are we looking at from a down line?
Depends on the exact nature of the problem. We'll have to wait for the field service team to call in and try to diagnosis the issue first. I'm just a line worker.
Have you reported this to the field lead?
I have. He then reported it to the director of operations. The director of operations is getting in touch with the OEM's field service team to diagnose the issue.

by crabby
I've never been very comfortable with the idea of anyone doing a movie based on my life.
I do NOT give permission for my story to be told through the means of film, novel, etc., etc., etc.

by crabby
Give it to me straight, Leon. Company morale is in the ****ter. What do I do to fix it?
The coffee machine broke in the cafeteria 3 months ago. I've been telling you this for 3 months now.
I don't need to hear about the coffee maker, Leon. Tell me how to fix morale!
Fixing the coffee maker will fix the morale issue.
Well, prove a worthwhile business case to me by next thursday and I'll try and see if I can get it approved. Thanks for the talk, Leon.
A business case? I work in shipping.

by crabby
There was a time I never would have even considered living in the suburbs. You'd have to be out of your gourd! I need vintage thrift stores! I need vintage vinyl within a 10 block radius!
So what made you change your mind?
Nothing. I moved to the forest.
This forest is just a small wooded area inside of the gated community you live in.
I'm old and cranky. I'm not stupid! I don't need you coming into my forest and telling me the ways of the world and the birds and the bees. What do you know about life?

by crabby
Dr. Bacon... Give it to me straight. Will my **** work?
Billy, what if I told you that everything is part of something, but in the end nothing really matters?
Are you trying to distract me from a broken **** with an existential crisis?
I'm not going to lie to you Phillip. Your **** won't be great.
LOL! Fuck you, Dr. Bacon!

by crabby, 7-17-12

by crabby
Ahh... A wonderful day for stripcreating. You can sense that need of creative outlet in the air. Seems like as good a time as any for an up and comer like iconoclastic here to enter a comic contest.
His entry is in... iconoclastic plays it over in its mind like it's no big deal. Just another contest, but still that burning desire for recognition burns like the sinewy underbelly of the sun.
iconoclastic has lost... Worse yet, it was to RandomComicLayoutGuy. That guy is the ****ing worst. Seriously, this guy is winning contests? Remember when Stripcreator was cool? Neither do I.

by crabby

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