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We'd love to have you, Santa! Why don't you try Channukah this year?
Well... why not? He seems like a nice guy.
by Scyess, 12-08-11

man im sick and tired of punchin the clock every day
why dont you start your own business then you can be your own boss make your own hours etc
i dont want to deal with all the red tape
so then kill yourself what the **** man do i have to spell it out for you
no no that wont be necessary hahaha oh boy
im ****ing bald

if april from tmnt came up to you and wanted to do it would you do it
no i mean yes
the ****
i i didn't mean
no dude **** you theres no taking it back now

by Scyess
4-07-11
Gee, Jim. How long have we known each other?
If you're asking that, then long enough for you to run out of interesting things to say.
Guess what, Cowdjinn. Jim implied that at some point I had interesting things to say!
I wish you'd've shared them with the rest of us.

by Scyess
4-07-11
Jon, I had a terrible thought... what if... what if there is no God?
It's hardly a tragedy. In that case there probably never was one, so life will pretty much go on as it always has.
...so you will never get laid?
THAT'S NOT NECESSARILY TR- no, probably not.

by Scyess
4-07-11
My dad thinks I should join the army. But I feel obliged to tell you... I'm gay.
That's fine.
Uh, wait... don't I have to stay out now?
No. We're cool with it. We even issue fishnets and garter belts standard to new recruits.
DAMN YOU, OBAMA ADMINISTRATION!!
What the hell are you wearing on your legs?

by Scyess
9-27-10
I think I've held up pretty well over the years. I've... wait, what is that there?
What the... HOLY CRAP!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the hell is Jon doing in the bathroom?
It sounds like he just found his first gray hare.

hey bud how ya feeling
not bad and you
i feel damn good any questions
yeah ***** i have one, what are you going to do about this huge boner you caused
absolutely nothing
thats cool i can manage

hey dude are you only friends with me because im old enough to buy beer
hmm that is a most interesting question i will need to retreat to my laboratory for this one
hmm all tests prove inconclusive science has failed me perhaps religion has the answers i seek
no enlightenment here either! when science and religion fail then what is left? fascinating truly fascinating

by Scyess
6-10-10
Jon asked me which James Bond movie Pussy Galore was in, but I couldn't remember. Do you know?
He asked me, too. I told him to look it up on the internet.
You told Jon to look up "Pussy Galore" on the Internet?
I guess I know why we haven't seen him for a few days.
And why we were suddenly out of Kleenex.

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