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Quotables: The Series, Episode VII - David Garnett
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ladyjdotnet
12-07-01
When he was 4 years old, British novelist-to-be David Garnett told his mother,
"All right, I will learn to read, but when I have learned, I never, never shall."
What a lying little fuck.
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