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by choadwarrior
9-22-17
My advisors have suggested I increase funding to NASA for space exploration and colonization, but I know better.
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.
In fact, it's cold as hell.

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
How much longer do I need to stand here, Mr. Crotch?
Just a few more minutes, Phreaky.
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
But, the rest of the class has gone home already!
Almost there...
*FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP* *FWAP*
Okay... It's just that I have to go home wash my sports bra for tomorrow's track meet.
UUUUUNNNNGH!!!NUUUUUNNNGGG!!!

Aren't you a little OLD for sex?
Good news is I have a two-foot ****!
Oh, my!
The bad news is I can't get it hard as hard as I used to when I was younger.
How soft we talking?
Like trying to push a semi with a wet noodle!

Yes, I'm gay... What of it?
I don't mean any offense, but I can't understand why you guys like taking it up the ass!
You ever take one of those monster ****s that hurt really bad on the way out, but then you think about it the rest of the day?
Yeah..?
Well, gay sex is kind of like that.
Atomiclunch told me the same thing! About taking a ****, I mean...

You hear about the big asteroid heading our way?
Yeah. I think I'll stay here and avoid the massive migration. The news blows things way out of proportion.
My mom packed everything up and took off. I bet she's stuck behind a hairy Mammoth butt as we speak!
Excuse me fellas.
And you are?
I'm the big-ass droid your momma warned you about.

I can't believe you chopped off all of Fido's legs!
SORRY!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD GIVE YOU TWO SOMETHING IN COMMON!!
He can't even play fetch anymore!
YOU CAN'T THROW A BALL, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???
Up yours, ****butt!
AT LEAST, FIDO CAN STILL ROLL OVER!!!

I'd like a pizz-- uh... Are you Matt Damon?
Yep. What can I get you?
I wanted a supreme pizza but noticed that you offer a "white supreme" pizza. I'm assuming it's made with alfrado sauce and chicken.
Nope. It's the same pizza. We just take Kevin off the line and make Javier make it by himself but only pay him half his normal wage while he does.
Douche.

I know what you're thinking... Overreacting Randolph is over-reacting over nothing.
Actually, he's over-reacting over something.
Unless, you consider looking up the word "finooch" in the Urban Dictionary and seeing a naked picture of atomiclunch nothing.

by choadwarrior
9-18-17
The pills I'm giving you are very strong, so you should only use them for a few days.
How many are you prescribing?
A thirty day supply.
Why are you giving me more than I need?
To save another office visit the next time you get an owie, you *****.

by evil_d
9-18-17
It's not fair for me to be treated differently just because I'm white.
Okay.

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