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Wow!--A Crucifix outside of a temple in China! I guess they're really trying to be inclusive of other cultures and religions! Maybe this is the start of a new China after all.
Please come back...I'm in so much pain. I work in a Whole Foods in Portland!...Lady?---- Wait!

Excuse me, Young Muggle...I was wondering if you perchance had seen a very large bearded man pass by here...a giant to your eyes?
I haven't seen your boyfriend--sorry, dude.
Thank...hey, how did you know I was gay?
You're looking for a big hairy bear, you used the word "perchance"in a sentence and you're dressed like Ian Mckellan...I'll bet your ancient, wrinkled anus is a bigger stretch.

So...you're sure you're okay to work late and lock up?
No problem, sir. I have an important project I've been meaning to get to.
I've got your "PC Load Letter" right here, fax face!

Virtual Internet Roleplaying/fantasy Gamer In-character-chat.Net
Sexywarrriorbig****:If you could be a super hero what would be your powers and your name?
Hot4ElfSluts: I would live underground and have ultra digging speed. Having been bitten by a ****ed off Mole while on a camping trip... The Molester fights evil, always tunneling towards freedom!
Sexywarriorbig****:Umm...The Molester?
Hot4Elf****s:Yeah, man. The Molester!
Sexywarriorbig****:You should drive a big unmarked white van and be able to spontaneously produce candy and Chloroform.
Hot4ElfSluts:???

I heard that what you call sex organs says a lot about your personality. Do you prefer the term ****, ***** or vagina?
Pussy...**** is just too harsh.
Hmmm...true. Do you like *****, **** or ****?
I prefer Dick.
That's what I heard!
Burns and Allen it ain't...but I DID walk right into that one.

What is this ****?! You call this an art opening?! I've been in better openings in Minneapolis!
Look...outsider art ain't cheap, Eduardo Corrochio. Besides, unlike your bathroom glory hole experience with Larry Craig...I have the God damned common courtesy to look you in the eye when I **** you.
Hmmm, good point. -------I'll take the blue one.
Meet you in the bahtroom in five minutes?
Make it two.

His flavor profile is really on point.
What the hell does that even mean?
I'm in the weeds here!
They all talk like they're in a damned cult! Just make the food taste good!
I've added a superfluous foam to my radish and bird cartilage risotto and finished it with truffle oil and just a drizzle of my own liquified ego served on a bed of pomposity.
What a buffet of cream filled, al-dente *****es.

Remember...you must be like water.
Yeah...you keep saying that... and I get it and all...
...but what if I was more like an Appletini or a Rum and Coke?
Whatever helps you shut the **** up.

Wow, the water cooler! So this is where Dad spends most of his time at work. I'm going to hide behind it and see what grownups really talk about.
Hey, Maurice. Have you seen that little goon-faced, troll daughter of mine anywhere?
You mean the really unmolestable one? No. --Thank God.

Umm...how about a little foreplay?

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