All comics by lemming

 

where it all began by lemming 3-19-01
I'm not sure if i can do it... come on, it's fun!	ok... trepanation expands your mind!	All your base are belong to us. For great justice.

 

the best quotes come from fight club. by lemming 3-19-01
I hate the way I look. ugly is relative.	I should at least excercise... self-improvement is masturbation.	Now, self-destruction...

 

bad religion by lemming 3-20-01
you suck! I hate religion	muhahahhahaa	punk ass bitch

 

life in the antiverse by lemming 3-20-01
I killed that bitch, finally. good job.	I also raped her corpse and then burned it, shoving the ashes up my ass when I was done. yeah, I did that with my third wife...	I just hope they can clone her back to life before I get blue balls and the urge to kill again.

 

script kiddies in the year 10000 AD by lemming 3-23-01
f34r! heh.. no.	f34r! I'll flame you off if you like.	fuck! ph33r!

 

what the hell is wrong with this country anyway? by lemming 3-25-01
why aren't you in school?	I don't want to get blown away... three words	... pac-man body armor.

 

forgot my prozac. by lemming 3-25-01
it took 3 days for him to die. lamb of god have mercy on us.	nothing's gonna change the world.	I wanna die. me too.

 

MUTTER by lemming 3-25-01
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being a car nut by lemming 3-26-01
damn, that's a phat Lexus yup... got a pair of magnaflow's, Volk racing AV3 18 inch rims, fuckin RMM conefilter cold-air system...	... dual 2 1/2 inch pipes with a pair of high flow cats, an 8 PSI supercharger with an intercooler and a complete timing/rev/fuel mapping and setup on the ECU.	it's still a Toyota, right? Tien coil-over suspension kit, and a Kicker in place of the Nakamichi sub in back... fuck you.

 

where it all continued... by lemming 3-26-01
you look particularly depressed... I am, I still haven't reached enlightenment through trepanation.	yeah, you ended up spitting out that overused Zero Wing quote last time. Any ideas how to fix the problem? I guess I should just keep trying.	note: if you don't know what kompressor is, go here: http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/1331/1331310.html *sigh* Kompressor does not dance.

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