All comics by letiris

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by letiris
7-18-06
Hello little girl
Hi
Bitch

 

by letiris
7-18-06
And what is it you do for a living?
What a rude man

 

by letiris
8-06-06
I say I say I say I say!
I say.
Yes?
Nevermind.

 

by letiris
8-17-06
i'm not like the other sheep. i am sheep superior.
evenin'
baa.
moron.

 

by letiris
8-18-06
It is clear I must find my other half. But is it a he, or a she? What does this person look like? Identical to me, or somehow complementary? Does my other half have what I don't?
Did he get the looks? The luck? The love? Were we really separated forcibly or did he just run off with the good stuff? Or did I? Will this person embarrass me?
What about sex? Is that how we put ourselves back together again? Or can two people actually become one again?
fuck me. half a sheep.

 

by letiris
10-26-06
Oh wow, an alien. You don't know how long I've waited for you people to turn up and take me off this miserable planet.
I'm okay with invasive experiments too, if that's the deal. We could even share notes if you want. Just promise not to turn me inside out. So, where are we off to first? Alpha Centauri? Zubenelgenubi?
Hehehe. You're weird.
*sigh*

 

by letiris
2-07-07
I like nuts!
I hate everything you stand for.

 

by letiris
6-24-07
Damn. Rumbled.

 

by letiris
8-05-07
What a cute little fella. Goochie goochie goo.
I beg your pardon?
Oh! I'm sorry. I just assumed that since you were a baby you would respond well to a little 'goochie goochie goo'.
Yeah I get that a lot. Just because I'm 13 months old doesn't mean I count dribbling nonsense as one of my hobbies. I am a person you know, the same as anyone else.
You're absolutely right, I am sorry. So what are your hobbies?
Windsurfing and soiling myself.

 

by letiris
9-10-07
Hallo. I'd like a job please. Something in editorial if possible.
But you're a sheep.
Moo.

 

by letiris
10-06-07
I know what you're feeling. It's all meaningless, pointless. Everyone you meet seems like a veneer of a person and you hate yourself for it. No one understands. But they think they do. Just smile on.
Before you know it you're going round in circles. Each day blurs into the next, over and over. You just can't get over the fundamental certainty that you're utterly, completely and totally...
... alone.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by letiris
11-12-07
u need 2 liten up m8. learn 2 hv a laff
I'm laughing internally.
kewl
And bleeding.

 

by letiris
12-17-07
Merry Christmas!
You'll die screaming. They're going to chop off your head and feet. They'll rip out each feather, one by one, and tear out your insides. Then they'll stick an onion up your arse, cook you and eat you.
I think I'd like you to leave now.

 

by letiris
1-30-08
Welcome, my child.
Am I dead?
No, not at all! Fear not, my wandering lamb, this is merely a dream! Soon you will wake to the certainty of another brand new day, and the many precious lessons and experiences to be carved from it.
Can I be dead?

 

by letiris
3-25-08
Do you never worry that you drink too much?
Pardon?
Do you never worry that you drink too much?
Pardon?
Do you never worry that you drink too much?
You're talking to a sheep.

 

by letiris
5-20-08
Oh yes, Jeff and I have been together for three years now. I can't imagine life before we met each other. It's so nice to have someone to share things with.
I've always thought sharing's what happens when you can't afford one each of something.
It doesn't have to be. Everyone needs someone. I'm sure you'll find someone soon too, and we want you to be just as happy as we are.
I'm quite happy being unhappier than you.
Well with that sort of attitude you're never going to meet someone.
And there by the grace of God I'll be found. Smoking.

 

by letiris
7-03-08
I'm going to stare at you until you go away.
I'm still here.
And I'm still staring.

 

by letiris
10-13-08
So what do you do?
I'm a freelance internet and information technology recruitment consultant for the financial and communications industries moonlighting as an unemployed sheep who hangs around in public houses.
No need to be sarcastic.
There was every need to be sarcastic.

 

by letiris
11-14-08
You know what your problem is?
Enlighten me.
You don't know what you already have. You need to take a long, hard look at yourself and see everything for what it is. What more could you possibly want?
I want you to trip over your own tired myopic clichés and fall face-first in a dog turd. With your mouth open.

 

by letiris
3-25-09
Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Very true.
Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts.
I suppose they do.
And we are never, ever the same.
Allow me to be both by trampling you underfoot on the way out.

 

by letiris
3-25-09
Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Very true.
Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts.
I suppose they do.
And we are never, ever the same.
Allow me to be both by trampling you underfoot on the way out.

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